#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 街, 街道 REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 下一个 Robert England.
And, 你 know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. 你 never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* 或者 even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So 你 know he's gone 爱情 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain 由 this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films 你 have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 爱情 你 man.
But 你 when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn 你 hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 下一个 Robert England.
And, 你 know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. 你 never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* 或者 even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So 你 know he's gone 爱情 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain 由 this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films 你 have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 爱情 你 man.
But 你 when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn 你 hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE 帽 LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from 伦敦 called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are 独角兽 made?"
ME: With 爱情 and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE 帽 LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from 伦敦 called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are 独角兽 made?"
ME: With 爱情 and fresh farts.