#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
As much as I 爱情 grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much 更多 comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, 你 have the choice of killing him 或者 letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if 你 choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted 你 to do this.
Even if 你 kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told 你 to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much 更多 comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, 你 have the choice of killing him 或者 letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if 你 choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted 你 to do this.
Even if 你 kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told 你 to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know 说 this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing 你 can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 说 before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown 由 his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing 你 can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 说 before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown 由 his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊子 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 你 even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊子 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 你 even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
你 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 冲床 你 square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If 你 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
你 don't understand. 你 don't understand because 你 don't understand liberty. 你 don't understand freedom. So 你 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 你 hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
你 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 首页 由 tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If 你 have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
你 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 冲床 你 square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If 你 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
你 don't understand. 你 don't understand because 你 don't understand liberty. 你 don't understand freedom. So 你 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 你 hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
你 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 首页 由 tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If 你 have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 随意 magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 你 as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) 你 just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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