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最佳, 返回页首 ten things I learned from Mr. Nightmare:

posted by Canada24

#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers 展示 off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..

#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..

#3: DON'T DELIVER 比萨, 比萨饼 TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..

#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..

#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never ends well..

#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 万圣节前夕 RABBERS:
If a man in a mask and gun demands for your money.. Don't assume it's a 万圣节前夕 prank.. Just hand it over..

#7: DON'T FUCKIN LEAVE YOUR BABY UNINTENDED OUTSIDE A MALL AS 你 GO SHOPPING:
It never ends well..

#8: AVOID DARK SUBWAY STATIONS:
It never ends well..

#9: NEVER LET CREEPY LOOKING DUDES INTO YOUR PARTY:
It never ends well..

#10: AVOID CRAIGSLIST:

Dreamtime and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 Not much of a description for #10, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you would put "Never ends well" XD In all honesty, good list

Dreamtime #7 who the fuck does that? oh god

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Canada24 回复 to TEMBLR posts

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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay 或者 a serial killer..

#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but 你 might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.

#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider 你 a rapist for "having a penis"

#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...

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Canada24's 最佳, 返回页首 ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. 你 really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him 更多 in 电影院 like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....