Canada24's club.. Article: Why I should never be a role model..

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posted by Canada24

There's people in the world of fanfiction who DO kinda look up to me.
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..

But I actually believe I am a BAD model..

The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your 爱情 of My little 小马 to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know 你 won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot 你 in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD 你 CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge 屁股 review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

Saten Twist Adventures: 列表 of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little 小马 characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never 展示 him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As 你 can tell 由 the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten Johnny Klebitz 语录

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't 你 gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told 你 when 你 were in there, 或者 were 你 so busy playing holier-than-thou 你 started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) 你 GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime 由 working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the 面包车, 范 der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it 由 sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing 下一个 her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko 下一个 to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to 安全 house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did 你 get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years 以前 (same 年 Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much 爱情 either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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最佳, 返回页首 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job 或者 deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a 更多 efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained 由 the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿苹果白兰地
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much 更多 innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered 由 Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the 迷失 (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...

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Hellsing 6..

posted by Canada24

As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this 显示 for the violence.

And when 你 know it's Japenesse, 你 KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi 婊子, 子 has in store..

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最佳, 返回页首 5 FUCK 你 CARTMAN moments..

posted by Canada24

We all 爱情 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST 老友记 FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", 由 pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...

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My review on OTHER reviews of the tv movie Cyber bullying..

posted by Canada24

Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the 表演 is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when 阅读 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 年 old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person 或者 wheel chair person, 或者 even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten, honorable cops from Rockstar..

posted by Canada24

So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten GOOD types of screamo

posted by Canada24

Well..
Actually it's 更多 of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't 爱情 hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much 更多 badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...

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What's your take: RICK GRIMES

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill 或者 be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill 或者 be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...