Canada24's club.. Article: 最佳, 返回页首 20 语录 from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

最佳, 返回页首 20 语录 from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear 你 up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: 嘿 Ty? Who 你 think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set 由 our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE 你 ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. 你 heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome 你 freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: 你 think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask 你 something? Did 你 have to live the rest of your life with your best 老友记 life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So 你 can take your god damn 报道 and shove it up your ass... And let me tell 你 something else.. 你 did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that 你 created... So 你 live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how 你 like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe 你 want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, 你 WISH 你 had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are 你 such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) 你 oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Here are two previews to 粉丝 fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, 由 the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten Johnny Klebitz 语录

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't 你 gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told 你 when 你 were in there, 或者 were 你 so busy playing holier-than-thou 你 started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) 你 GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side 由 side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now 你 understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look 前锋, 期待 to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got 分裂, 拆分 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 6 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 小马 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 由 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 58

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Everyday,...

My Little Pony: Zombies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this 粉丝 fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this 粉丝 fiction including any copying, reproduction 或者 performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this 粉丝 fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...

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Canada24's review of the new Joker movie

posted by Canada24

Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger 由 at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....

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Peter Tries a 白饭, 大米 Cake But Vocoded

added by Seanthehedgehog

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Child’s Play Movie Facts

posted by DisneyPrince88

Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a 年 later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl 射线, 雷 (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played 由 Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 你 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 你 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 你 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 你 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 你 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 你 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 由 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

Canada24 reviews PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3:

posted by Canada24

I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I 爱情 these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in 耶稣 (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how 你 expected me to 爱情你 when 你 so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill 你 to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where 你移动 shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, 你 just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as 你 might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, 你 know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...

My film review series Episode 1: SINISTER 2

posted by Canada24

It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, 由 scaring the audience with various jump...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

posted by Canada24

MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten things 你 may not know about CANADA24..

posted by Canada24

#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..

#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..

#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..

#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..

#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..

#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..

#7:
I originally watched my little 小马 as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..

#8:
The first person I EVER met on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda 迷失 touch..

#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).

#10:
I found KoRn 由 ACCIDENT..

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My NEW 列表 of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice 由 the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the 标题 protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows 你 his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as 你 remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: 射线, 雷 BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and 射线, 雷 both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, 你 feel...

Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character..

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my 爱情 of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I 爱情 these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY 更多 in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, 你 know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....