#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country 或者 is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If 你 die in Canada? Do 你 die in real life?
"No, 你 become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try 阅读 a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever country your from"



#7:
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
"... Dick!"



#8:
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
".........................."



#9:
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
"You do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"



#10:
Was George W. 衬套, 布什 well liked in Canada?
"......... Wow"



#11:
Could 你 give me 建议 on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
"Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you"



#12:
Why are Canadians gay?
"Cause we have a red flag"



#13:
How can I 移动 to Canada?
"By getting off the couch"



#14:
Can an 18 年 old go to Canada?
"No.. Too many perverts"



#15:
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
"Cause we were bored"



#16:
Can 你 travel to Canada with a boat?
"..."



#17:
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
"You do realize we are nothing BUT christians"



#18:
How do 你 say "I 爱情 you?" in Canadian?
"by ending it with "eh"



#19:
Is Canadian easy to learn?
"not really, but easier than learning chineese"



#20:
Is it cheaper to fly 或者 drive to Montreal from New York City?
"..."



#21:
What state is Toronto?
"It's part of Florida"



#22:
What is the country Canada all about?
"Hillybillies and 枫, 枫树 syrup"



#23:
Dose Canada have a military?
"No we have polar bears with stun guns"



#24:
What City is Niagara Falls in?
"Your mothers"



#25:
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
"Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians"



#26:
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
"Yes, but it's a tight squeeze"