纸杯蛋糕 SPOOF:
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 下一个 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: 嘿 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. 《勇敢传说》
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do 你 爱情 me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. 你 are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil 小马 to a noose) 你 know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) 你 DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood 摇摆, 秋千 and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would 你 marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did 你 even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught 由 him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, 你 got him.
Prisoner: ... 嘿 princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked 你 anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm 由 one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, 下一个 one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think 你 should 加入 me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: 你 hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: 你 ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) 你 wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 下一个 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: 嘿 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. 《勇敢传说》
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do 你 爱情 me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. 你 are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil 小马 to a noose) 你 know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) 你 DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood 摇摆, 秋千 and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would 你 marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did 你 even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught 由 him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, 你 got him.
Prisoner: ... 嘿 princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked 你 anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm 由 one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, 下一个 one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think 你 should 加入 me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: 你 hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: 你 ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) 你 wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Well.. I ended season 1..
Not really doing much for 万圣节前夕 except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, 由 always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. 下一个 is season 2 I guess :)
Not really doing much for 万圣节前夕 except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, 由 always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. 下一个 is season 2 I guess :)
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 流行的 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 日 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 苹果 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most 流行的 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 日 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 苹果 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.