1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 或者 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh. Heck. Even 爱卡莉 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 视频 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 或者 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh. Heck. Even 爱卡莉 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 视频 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..