[Posted for pinjas and re-posted here :)]

I hate doing these since they have nothing to do with the spot, but after a 月 of being AWOL I figured I pretty much had no choice.

So, here it goes.

Dear 老友记 (and people who aren't my friends, please 你 creepy stalkers GTFO nobody likes 你 and this is serious and emotional and its already embarassing enough already so stop making it worse serioously 你 freaks),
Sorry I've been gone for like ever.
Truth be told, I've been having some serious friend and family issues, and I have to be honest with you; I never really felt like coming on to talk to...