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posted by emilyroxx

Found this in the Harry Potter spot. :D
Credit: alisonfaith297

Gryffindor:
[] 你 are loud.
[] 你 like(d) going to school to see your friends.
[] You’ve had 更多 than a couple detentions.
[] 你 always have something to do on the weekends.
[] 你 like to be the center of attention.
[] 你 get above average grades in school.
[] You’ve been called bossy before.
[] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[] 你 are athletic.
[] 你 are one of the best players on your team.
[] 你 would do anything for your loved ones.
[] 你 like the colour red.
[] Your 最喜爱的 class is Transfiguration...

IB Entrance Exam Rant

posted by lucius_malloy

I just kinda need to rant this all out, and also I kinda hope it might help y'all if 你 ever apply for the IB :D this might turn out crazy long though...

Part One: In The Morning
I swear, I've never been as nervous and/or panicky as I was this morning. Not even the 日 of my confirmation, the 日 of my summer job interview and the 日 I left for Brazil put together. I mean, in a way, it's just one test (well, technically two); but on the other hand, that one test will basically determine my future for the 下一个 three years and possibly even further. So, yes, I was 更多 than slightly nervous....

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My Fanfiction -A Chaser of Your 心 [Re-edit]

posted by Italktosnakes

Hi :)
Basically, a few months ago, I started a ff on ff.net, and now I'm on holiday, I've decided to restart it. It's slightly different to my original idea, but hopefully, it'll still be quite good :D This is just a very short intro, but review it, and if 你 like it I might carry on :D x

"Hey Evans!" A voice Lily knew, much to her annoyance, far too well yelled from across the carriage. he was practically jumping with excitement about something, which Lily found, surprisingly, rather cute.
"What do 你 want...Potter!?" Lily tried to keep her composure, but as he began walking up to her, she...

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18 Fun ways to annoy 或者 generally freak out public bathroom stallmates.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit:link, who 说 she found it online, :P

1. Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now,...

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The Not So Exciting Adventures Of Ari Biggerstaff Chapter 3

posted by Waterwhip

Ari stood up from the 表 and wiped off her 衬衫 and jeans. After stuffing one 更多 marshmellow into her mouth she decided to visit her little sister Lovely Meli. As she appraoched the room she noticed the Bellatrix poster on the front that showed Bella casting a killing spell. Ari found this very disturbing. She didnt bother to knock and walked right into the room. The walls were dark purple and she immediatly noticed her sisters having a battle. They casted spells at one another. Zanny hid behind a sofa and Meli was hiding behind a sideways table. Ari quickly made her way out of the room...

哈哈 bullshit psych research plan on CANON vs. FANON xD

posted by lucius_malloy

CANON vs. FANON -- Reality vs. Imagination

People who aren't really part of any so-called obsessive fandoms may not be aware of this, but there are really quite a few large-ish battle being waged 由 sometimes even fanatic people, mostly on this one subject: canon. Is it equivalent to the Holy Bible 或者 not? Is the word of the 作者 really and truly what goes? But wait, maybe I should back up a little.
To put it simply, canon includes everything about a book series etc. that has been verified 由 the author/other creator. It can include anything from birthdays and deathdays to who married who,...

My funnest Omegle Convo.

posted by DracoLuver

You're now chatting with a 随意 stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: howdy
You: Bonjour
Stranger: sup
You: Hola :p
You: DO 你 LIKE POPCORN
Stranger: YES
You: WITH 或者 WITHOUT BUTTER?
Stranger: so whats up?
You: D: Nothing, watching basetball
You: Basketball*
Stranger: fun.
You: YES, IT IS
You: Have 你 watched Harry Potter?
Stranger: which one?
You: Any of them
Stranger: yes.
You: Do 你 know any of the spells?
You: Did 你 know, Voldemort doesn't have a nose because of plastic...

Best Omegle Convo Ever!

posted by IzzyOzera

You: COURAGE!
Stranger: Blaine!?
You: Kurt?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: finallY!
You: OH MY GOD! FINALLY!
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm totally in 爱情 with you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
Stranger: you've brought me to light
Stranger: and my 心 stops when 你 look at me!
You: I 爱情 you.
Stranger: I 爱情 you, too.
Stranger: wanna vote?
You: yes! I think we should vote. Lets vote right here right now!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: I 爱情 to vote with you
Stranger: want to do it all the time
You: yes. We should never ever stop
You: do it forever and ever!
You: VOTING FTW!
You: Kurt are 你 there?
Stranger: I am
Stranger:...

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Asperger's Syndrome.

posted by emilyroxx

So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I 爱情 psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, 更多 severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Review *SPOILER ALERT!!!!*

posted by xDark_Angelx

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two Review 由 Dark. Warning: spoilers from the movie given. 你 have been warned.

Rating-9/10

Certainly a really great movie. I’ll never forget it. It made me laugh and cry and applaud. The 音乐 behind it all fit well with the events going on. The actors were excellent throughout the movie (I was extra impressed 由 Alan Rickman, portraying Snape’s thunderous emotions going through him right at the end. It was odd to see Snape so defeated, but he did it well. Helena also did well as Bellatrix who was actually Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix. Hehe…I...

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Stupid 谷歌

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that 谷歌 has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching 由 picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a 随意 letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do 你 mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there 老虎 in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There 你 are! I've been looking for 你 forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I 爱情 you!
Stranger: is that good 或者 bad?
Stranger: well are 你 a guy 或者 a girl?
You: Kurt, don't 你爱情 me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

Song

posted by simpleplan

Since I write songs I figered I should share one with 你 guys if 你 like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything 你 did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise 你 somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save 你 maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise 你 some 日 I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 Ten 最喜爱的 TV shows

posted by GemonkDruid

Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring 日 of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written 下一个 to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her 最喜爱的 shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are 你 doing on my article?...

A few 随意 questions...

posted by CheekyCheese

1. How old will 你 be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did 你 spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do 你 look 前锋, 期待 to most in the 下一个 six weeks?
Half term and mine and my 老友记 birthdays!

5. What's the last movie 你 saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person 你 called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message 你 received?
Some 婊子, 子 who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave 你 a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

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I am bored so I going to do what bored people do X3

posted by simpleplan

Funny 语录 and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so 你 know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means 你 stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if 你 don't like them...
... well i have others.
I 爱情 irony. 你 know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about 你 have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I 爱情你 guys!

I 爱情 the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of 你 is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad 你 are apart of my life! 你 guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope 你 all know that all of 你 always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving 你 to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! 你 were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel 台, 办公桌 looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she 问题 even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted 由 the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. 你 a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the 下一个 person behind her....

Differences Between Grimms and 迪士尼

posted by simpleplan

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the 迪士尼 version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in 爱情 with marries another woman (whom he had been in 爱情 with in the first place) - in the 迪士尼 version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a 刀 to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

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The Asian Grading System

posted by GemonkDruid

NOTE: If 你 are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are 你 still 老友记 with me? and b. stop 阅读 this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So 由 now, I think 你 all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...