(So i found this in my notepad, and I wanted to share.
It's like if 你 got in trouble and were forced to write lines.
The reasons the numbers are 随意 are cause these are my 最喜爱的 from some 列表 i can no longer find, plus this (*) means that I would so do that. (**) means that I probably would, if I had 更多 balls, 或者 was less lazy, and (***) means I would so do it, if I had 老友记 to do it with, mostly, 费雷德 and George.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I must not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.*
8) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to...

hello there, it's me again. lucius_malloy, also known 由 very many other names... malloy, emma, emmy, mommy, auntie, shlag... 你 get the point. call me what 你 feel like, as long as I get that you're talking to me. 
this 文章 might turn out kinda long, since I 爱情 写作 all sorts of about me's and stuff. 
having turned 15 years old in december, I am a proud fourth-year ravenclaw. I reside in a small, cold country called finland, tucked away between sweden and russia and not under any condition part of scandinavia. *shudder*. people have rarely heard of finland, but when they have, it's...

你 guys know that, right? I don't have any special power 或者 right over the rest of you. And I thought 你 all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of 你 do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the 树 doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...

Siriusly, guys, we can't. What with all the troll business going on (even if it is mostly over now), we have to stay together, okay? And even if there was no threat, we're a family. Families aren't supposed to fight over silly things (Accio, Water, I'm looking at you). Of course, if it were a big thing -- if someone badmouthed someone else, their family IRL, 或者 something to that effect, 或者 basically hurt another Biggerstaff in anyway -- that would be understandable. That, the rest of us would let 你 哈希 out for a few days, befotr stepping in and trying to help the arguers find a solution....

I should probably post this on the 巴松管 spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If 你 put a 手套 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the bell, and play a low B flat, the 手套 will inflate. So freaking cool.

- 你 can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives 你 an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...