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First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if 你 agree with it 或者 not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven 你 up, Padfoot," 说 James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he 说 softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between his eyebrows. Wormtail was looking from Sirius and James to Snape with a look of avid anticipation on his face.
"All right, Snivellus?" 说 James loudly.
Snape reacted so fast it was as though he had been expecting an attack. Dropping his bag, he plunged his hand inside his robes, and his wand was halfway into the air when James shouted "Expelliarmus!"
Snape's wand flew twelve feet into the air and fell with a little thud in the 草 behind him. Sirius let out a bark of laughter. "Impedimenta!" he said, pointing his wand at Snape, who was knocked off his feet, halfway through a dive toward his own fallen wand.
Students all around had turned to watch. Some of them had gotten to their feet and were edging nearer to watch. Some looked apprehensive, others entertained.
Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wands up, James glancing over his shoulder at the girls at the water's edge as he went. Wormtail was on his feet now, watching hungrily, edging around Lupin to get a clearer view.
"How'd the exam go Snivelly?" 说 James.
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," 说 Sirius viciously. "There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word." [...]
"Leave him ALONE!"
James and Sirius looked around. James's free hand jumped to his hair again.
It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had thick dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and startlingly green almond-shaped eyes -- Harry's eyes.
Harry's mother... OotP

We all know that James and Sirius pick on Snape throw out his school year. Just because of Snape's friendship with Lily. Lily has been 老友记 with Snape from the time they meet in that park to there 5th year. Like everyone I feel bad that Snape had a rough childhood his abusive father and The Marauders did not help at all. Like the story goes James gets the girl and Snape becomes biter he holds on to the grudge throw his adult life.

After 11 years Harry comes to Hogwarts when Snape and Harry meet for the first time Harry has the feeling that Snape hates him. This seems true Harry is the son of the man who bullyed Snape. But this did not give Snape the right to bully an innocent child that did not even know of his fathers past.

Snape also took it upon himself to bully all the students that were not in his house. He used his power to bully others.

It does not matter that Snape was really on the good side it does not matter that Snape loved Lily he still a git. Nothing can change that. Snape spend his whole live belittle others when James changed for the better.
 Snape bullying Harry and Ron in there 4th year.
Snape bullying Harry and Ron in there 4th year.
posted by CheekyCheese
1. How old will 你 be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did 你 spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do 你 look 前锋, 期待 to most in the 下一个 six weeks?
Half term and mine and my 老友记 birthdays!

5. What's the last movie 你 saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person 你 called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message 你 received?
Some 婊子, 子 who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave 你 a voicemail?
I have no idea :...
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Funny 语录 and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so 你 know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means 你 stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if 你 don't like them...
... well i have others.
I 爱情 irony. 你 know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about 你 have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...
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posted by wotcher-tonks
I just have a few things to say.

I 爱情 你 guys!

I 爱情 the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of 你 is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad 你 are apart of my life! 你 guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope 你 all know that all of 你 always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving 你 to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! 你 were...
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posted by xDark_Angelx
“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel 台, 办公桌 looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she 问题 even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted 由 the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. 你 a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the 下一个 person behind her....
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added by alexthedog
Source: ... I forgot.
The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the 迪士尼 version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in 爱情 with marries another woman (whom he had been in 爱情 with in the first place) - in the 迪士尼 version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a 刀 to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...
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posted by GemonkDruid
NOTE: If 你 are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are 你 still 老友记 with me? and b. stop 阅读 this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So 由 now, I think 你 all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...
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posted by _naiza
Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own 文章 because aparently, I have nothing 更多 interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...
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Not sure about all the different 潮流粉丝俱乐部 users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable 由 the name, this 粉丝 level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a 用户名 that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a 用户名 pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...
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So as 你 all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my 首页 nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 问题 I got and my reactions:

1. Were 你 born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America 或者 something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did 你 buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are 你 from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 文章 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 文章 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how 你 imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults 你 at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it 由 making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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posted by boolander25
 a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what 你 want, cliche 或者 whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and 你 can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 年 olds together, so what? Suck it....
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added by simpleplan
Source: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who?
added by simpleplan
Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating 日本 for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful 日本动漫 that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when 你 are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...
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If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its 屁股 (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" 或者 "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if 你 recognized the pig who's giving 你 a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I have some freaky rules about 食物 that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot 狗 at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot 狗 out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot 狗 from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the 拉面 above my head and eat the end of the 拉面 first....
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posted by harrypotterbest
I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what 你 think!
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His blood on my 刀 is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood 下一个 to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my 心 beating...
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She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even 更多 and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting 更多 powerful. And soon, oh, very...
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