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So this is just another "Biggerstaff daily life" story. But I'm in the mood right now. So...here goes.

Clang. My eyes fluttered halfway open. I didn't have the strength to open them fully. I lifted my head about two inches from my comfortable pillow, but found I couldn't go any farther. I fell back and let my eyes drift shut again.

Clang. This 下一个 guttural, horrible noise was accompanied 由 a voice shouting, "Get up! Get up!" I felt my body rock from side to side when I realized my 床, 床上 was being kicked at.

Another clang was sounded when the pot had presumably been dropped to my hardwood floor. I groaned. I felt myself hoisted into the air, one ankle being held 由 an invisible rope.

"I'M UP! I'M UP!" I screamed. I fell back into a heap on my bed, this time fully alert.

I groaned again and sat up, this time in full view of my mother, her wand still pointed at me. My eyes fell to the metal pot on my floor accompanied 由 a drumstick.

"Why can't I have a normal mom who sets an alarm clock?" I muttered, 更多 to myself than her.

She laughed and ordered, "Get ready. Breakfast is in ten minutes." My eyes widened as I scrambled out of bed.

"Why didn't 你 wake me up sooner!?" I ran out of my room at full speed, somehow bumping my hip against the ballet barre at full force.

I cried out but kept on running until I reached the dining room.

As I had predicted, all the 食物 was gone and the room was already in chaos. Someone had decided to give GD a 枫, 枫树 syrup hose, so everyone was all sticky. And then someone else had thrown Lucky Charms everywhere, but kept the marshmallows for themselves! Remnants of the last 食物 fight were still on the walls (we could not, for the life of us, get that 林纳拉, 马里纳拉, 酱 sauce off of the portrait), which just added to the commotion.

Everyone was running around and tossing Decoy Detonators over their shoulders. Luckily, no one seemed to have any Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder with them.

Someone tapped my shoulder. "Morning, Athena! Want some breakfast?" I turned to see Luna holding out a plate of 威化饼, 华夫饼 sprinkled with powdered sugar.

"Always!"

Luna took a bite out of the waffle I was going to take. "Yeah, well too bad. These are mine."

I sighed and turned around. I spotted VR sitting in the corner, out link of range of the ketchup packet war now going on. She was eating some Cheerios doused in milk.

"Hey."

She looked up. "Oh, hey!"

"Do 你 happen to have another bowl handy?" I pointed at her Cheerios.

"Why yes, I do." She pulled out a bowl filled with cereal from behind her back.

"Thanks." We ate in silence, dodging the occasional 苹果 that would come our way.

I checked the pesto-stained clock mounted on the 墙 and jumped up to go.

"I'll see 你 later!" I called out to her as I left the room.

"Bye!"

I crawled out, not wanting to get sprayed. When I arrived back at my room, I changed into my uniform and 披风, 斗篷 and slid on my Ravenclaw tie. I stuck my wand in my robes and slung my schoolbag over my shoulder. I clasped my Time Turner around my neck and tucked it into my shirt.

Leah caught up with me before I left.

"Hey, mom, what's up?"

"Good luck! Just remember not to piss off Peeves-"

I rolled my eyes. "I know, mom!"

"-And don't provoke Clarisse when 你 go to camp and-"

"I know, mom!!" I shouted, a bit louder this time.

"And don't, under any circumstances, challenge Bex to a fight in P & E and-"

"MOM."

She got out the rest of the sentence as quickly as she could. "Anddon'tforgettosmileanduseyourTimeTurnerwell!"

"Okay, mom. I will."

I was excited for my first 日 of schools and camp. Going back to Hogwarts was going to be amazing and going back to Gallagher Academy would be great too. And of course, I had missed camp terribly. I was going to have so much homework tonight, what with having to do two days of school and one of camp all in one day! But I didn't mind.

I walked over the 爬坡道, 小山 that hid our mansion and began to go off for Hogwarts.





So did it suck? It probably did. If it doesn't make sense, please tell me and I'll explain. So read, comment, and have an amazing day.
posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that 谷歌 has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching 由 picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a 随意 letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do 你 mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there 老虎 in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by IzzyOzera
The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There 你 are! I've been looking for 你 forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I 爱情 you!
Stranger: is that good 或者 bad?
Stranger: well are 你 a guy 或者 a girl?
You: Kurt, don't 你 爱情 me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
posted by simpleplan
Since I write songs I figered I should share one with 你 guys if 你 like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything 你 did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise 你 somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save 你 maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise 你 some 日 I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...
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Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring 日 of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written 下一个 to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her 最喜爱的 shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -


... What the fuck are 你 doing on my article?...
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posted by wotcher-tonks
I just have a few things to say.

I 爱情 你 guys!

I 爱情 the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of 你 is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad 你 are apart of my life! 你 guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope 你 all know that all of 你 always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving 你 to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! 你 were...
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posted by xDark_Angelx
“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel 台, 办公桌 looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she 问题 even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted 由 the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. 你 a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the 下一个 person behind her....
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So as 你 all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my 首页 nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 问题 I got and my reactions:

1. Were 你 born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America 或者 something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did 你 buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are 你 from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 文章 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 文章 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how 你 imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults 你 at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it 由 making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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posted by boolander25
 a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what 你 want, cliche 或者 whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and 你 can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 年 olds together, so what? Suck it....
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posted by GemonkDruid
So these are all the instruments I remotely know how to play and shit like that.

Instrument: Voice
When I started: Pretty much my whole life? lol
Why I started: It's fun. :p
Skill level (out of 10): 6.5...7? I dunno, depends on the day. :p And what song.
Do I own one?: What a dumb question. lol
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 7
How much I enjoy playing it (out of 10): 10

Instrument: Piano
When I started: 8 years ago, but I stopped.
Why I started: My parents forced me. Haha.
Skill level (out of 10): 2. x]
Do I own one?: Yes.
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 4.
How much I enjoy playing it (out...
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你 know very well that 你 will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 图书 out so far ten 或者 更多 times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher 你 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 你 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 你 often ride around your 首页 on a broom...
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posted by Italktosnakes
So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should 加入 into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My 用户名 is Italktosnakes, but 你 can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a 年 now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' 论坛 and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before 你 all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...
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posted by Gred_and_Forge
We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is 写作 文章 about themselves, I guess it's time to 加入 in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred 或者 aunty 或者 betch, etc. etc.)

I 爱情 where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a 草 shack)...
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posted by rapunzeleah123
Yes, I've seen all of the other 文章 from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, 你 guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then 你 wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad 你 did, because I understand that 你 were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, 或者 joined at the same time, would 你 be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...
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So... yeah.

This is about the 最近的 onslaught of 粉丝 and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours 以前 (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I 逼债, 墩 mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because 你 can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...
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The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where 辩论 was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...
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So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please 熊 in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone 或者 anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the 密码 yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....
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posted by alexthedog
1. If a genie granted 你 three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in 爱情 with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I 爱情 你 ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...
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Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What 你 been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do 你 ship Klaine?
Do 你 ship Spuffy?
你 don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam 下一个 week?
Did 你 watch 欢乐合唱团 on Monday?
Did 你 know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did 你 know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did 你 know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough 问题 for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are 你 a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do 你 like Drarry?
are 你 against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a 婊子, 子 earlier.....