你 know very well that 你 will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
你 say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 图书 out so far ten 或者 更多 times!!! (I have!!!)
你 follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
你 often call a teacher 你 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 你 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 你 often ride around your 首页 on a 扫帚 trying to fly.
你 try every 日 to get people to 移动 in pictures.
你 have a wand that 你 use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why 你 turn in your homework on parchment.
你 have two sets of each book and send off 更多 copies to 老友记 and penpals (me!) and recommend the 图书 to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your 老友记 wonder where 你 got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times 你 说 it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
你 constantly pester your family to 移动 to Britain so 你 can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
你 write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and 你 used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
你 talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
你 scower the libraries around your town and school for 图书 like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling 你 "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
你 constantly pester your artsy 老友记 to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
你 go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
你 have tons of papers on Harry Potter that 你 printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
你 have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your 台, 办公桌 area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
你 made 你 parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
你 constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the 下一个 book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, 你 place a hold on the two books.
你 try to make your eighteen 年 old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
你 go to the zoo and try to speak to the 蟒蛇, 宝儿 constrictor.
你 go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your 老友记 are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why 你 have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
你 keep going to 搜索 engines, trying to find 更多 粉丝 sites.
你 don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
你 want a prequel!!!
你 want 更多 than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
你 wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard 由 J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
你 get excited 由 any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
你 saw the movie "The Haunting" & 说 flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
你 got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
你 thought a place 你 went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
你 have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
你 say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
你 constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
你 have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
你 stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
你 have a mirror 你 call "Erised."
你 beg your parents to get 你 an owl.
你 want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
你 constantly quote characters.
你 bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
你 wear black robes and pointed hats.
你 glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten 你 hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
你 try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
你 get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
你 get a diary and never write in it.
你 are slightly amused 由 me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands 你 a Harry Potter poster, when, though 你 hadn't asked, 你 were about to . . . (ME!)
你 scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news 或者 anyplace else.
你 eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; 你 get the idea . . .
你 automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
你 tell adults that they have to read the 图书 and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
你 dress up as a witch 或者 wizard for 万圣节前夕 to 显示 off your spirit. (I've been a witch for 万圣节前夕 for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
你 break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
你 say that despite the fight, 你 and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid 唱歌 egg."
你 often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys 你 and 你 aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
你 scare reporters 由 sending them 粉丝 mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
你 and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon 你 find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
你 are an avid 粉丝 fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes 你 scream, laugh, applaud, 或者 总体, 整体 just become rather giddy.
Your 老友记 refer to 你 as "that Harry Potter maniac."
你 can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
你 meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
你 enter every Harry Potter contest available.
你 start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the 下一个 book is going to take longer to come out than 你 think it should!
你 actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
你 believe that 你 know 更多 about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
你 beg your chemistry teacher to help 你 make a "potion" and s/he tells 你 to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered 由 你 any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
你 find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know 你 由 your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
你 say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 图书 out so far ten 或者 更多 times!!! (I have!!!)
你 follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
你 often call a teacher 你 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 你 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 你 often ride around your 首页 on a 扫帚 trying to fly.
你 try every 日 to get people to 移动 in pictures.
你 have a wand that 你 use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why 你 turn in your homework on parchment.
你 have two sets of each book and send off 更多 copies to 老友记 and penpals (me!) and recommend the 图书 to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your 老友记 wonder where 你 got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times 你 说 it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
你 constantly pester your family to 移动 to Britain so 你 can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
你 write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and 你 used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
你 talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
你 scower the libraries around your town and school for 图书 like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling 你 "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
你 constantly pester your artsy 老友记 to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
你 go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
你 have tons of papers on Harry Potter that 你 printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
你 have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your 台, 办公桌 area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
你 made 你 parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
你 constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the 下一个 book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, 你 place a hold on the two books.
你 try to make your eighteen 年 old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
你 go to the zoo and try to speak to the 蟒蛇, 宝儿 constrictor.
你 go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your 老友记 are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why 你 have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
你 keep going to 搜索 engines, trying to find 更多 粉丝 sites.
你 don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
你 want a prequel!!!
你 want 更多 than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
你 wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard 由 J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
你 get excited 由 any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
你 saw the movie "The Haunting" & 说 flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
你 got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
你 thought a place 你 went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
你 have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
你 say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
你 constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
你 have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
你 stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
你 have a mirror 你 call "Erised."
你 beg your parents to get 你 an owl.
你 want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
你 constantly quote characters.
你 bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
你 wear black robes and pointed hats.
你 glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten 你 hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
你 try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
你 get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
你 get a diary and never write in it.
你 are slightly amused 由 me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands 你 a Harry Potter poster, when, though 你 hadn't asked, 你 were about to . . . (ME!)
你 scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news 或者 anyplace else.
你 eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; 你 get the idea . . .
你 automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
你 tell adults that they have to read the 图书 and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
你 dress up as a witch 或者 wizard for 万圣节前夕 to 显示 off your spirit. (I've been a witch for 万圣节前夕 for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
你 break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
你 say that despite the fight, 你 and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid 唱歌 egg."
你 often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys 你 and 你 aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
你 scare reporters 由 sending them 粉丝 mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
你 and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon 你 find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
你 are an avid 粉丝 fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes 你 scream, laugh, applaud, 或者 总体, 整体 just become rather giddy.
Your 老友记 refer to 你 as "that Harry Potter maniac."
你 can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
你 meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
你 enter every Harry Potter contest available.
你 start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the 下一个 book is going to take longer to come out than 你 think it should!
你 actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
你 believe that 你 know 更多 about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
你 beg your chemistry teacher to help 你 make a "potion" and s/he tells 你 to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered 由 你 any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
你 find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know 你 由 your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What 你 been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do 你 ship Klaine?
Do 你 ship Spuffy?
你 don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam 下一个 week?
Did 你 watch 欢乐合唱团 on Monday?
Did 你 know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did 你 know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did 你 know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough 问题 for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are 你 a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do 你 like Drarry?
are 你 against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a 婊子, 子 earlier.....
Hi
How are you?
What 你 been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do 你 ship Klaine?
Do 你 ship Spuffy?
你 don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam 下一个 week?
Did 你 watch 欢乐合唱团 on Monday?
Did 你 know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did 你 know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did 你 know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough 问题 for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are 你 a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do 你 like Drarry?
are 你 against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a 婊子, 子 earlier.....
I wrote this for class :D hope 你 like it!
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He 说 he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
更多 kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
下一个 to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I 爱情 you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He 说 he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
更多 kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
下一个 to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I 爱情 you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
你 can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family 树
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed 由 a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years 或者 so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, 你 can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family 树
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed 由 a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years 或者 so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, 你 can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.