Credit: Me Myself and I
1. 你 throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. 你 wear at least some black every day.
3. 你 rip your clothes on purpose.
4. 你 call people 你 don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. 你 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 你 get mad.
6. 你 carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 或者 an "L", 你 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 或者 a Lestrange instead.
9. 你 think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever 你 mention her, your 老友记 roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. 你 call your 最喜爱的 teacher Voldemort.
12. 你 constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, 你 get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are 你 sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. 你 faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. 你 write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells 你 he can't deliver it.
16. 你 jump every time 你 hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your 格言 is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. 你 name 或者 plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. 你 suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. 你 get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when 你 get mad.
21. 你 lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something 最佳, 返回页首 secret in your vault.
22. 你 accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. 你 have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that 你 can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", 你 jump and exclaim that 你 already killed Sirius.
25. 你 call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
