贝拉特里克斯·莱斯特兰奇 Article: 你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when......

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你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when......

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. 你 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 你 wear at least some black every day.

3. 你 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 你 call people 你 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 你 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 你 get mad.

6. 你 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 或者 an "L", 你 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 或者 a Lestrange instead.

9. 你 think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.

10. Whenever 你 mention her, your 老友记 roll their eyes and shake their heads.

11. 你 call your 最喜爱的 teacher Voldemort.

12. 你 constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.

13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, 你 get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are 你 sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"

14. 你 faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".

15. 你 write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells 你 he can't deliver it.

16. 你 jump every time 你 hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.

17. Your 格言 is "Sanity is Overrated".

18. 你 name 或者 plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.

19. 你 suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.

20. 你 get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when 你 get mad.

21. 你 lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something 最佳, 返回页首 secret in your vault.

22. 你 accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.

23. 你 have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that 你 can't even see the walls anymore.

24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", 你 jump and exclaim that 你 already killed Sirius.

25. 你 call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.

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snusnu13 I think it'd be funnier if it was "you call your sister Narcissa", but still that's REALLY funny

KateKicksAss ^Well not everyone has sisters, :(

IxBellaBlackxI LOL this is perfect! xD i just went to san francisco and i could see Alcatraz and i was like like "look! the filthy muggle version of Azkaban!" xD

Narusasu4EVER 2,4,5,7,8,9,10,12,14,16,17,18,23,24 i do these:P

willandemma4eva That is me in a nutshell. :D

Bellatrix_bb You just described my to do list from now until i'm 30

Perfidia guilty of numbers: 2, 3, 4, 10, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18

JumeauxBelle 3&5 are totally me!

Bellatrix_bb guilty of them all actually! XD

BellaLovett 1. done 2. that drives my mom crazy cuz she hates black 3. always 4. either filthy mudbloods or filthy muggles 5. this one that every Bellatrix fan should do 6. i have two knives kept in my bed room and the other in my pocket 7. never change Bella 8. on purpose not accidentally 9. thats why i wanna know when's her birthday 10. sometimes 11. i would if i had a favorite teacher 12. thats what i do all the time ... i made so many theories till i believed that she's alive 13. thats me :D 14. my mouth opens widely like this :O 15. thats a good one .. i'll try it 16. totally me 17. thats my motto 18. i can't wait to have a daughter and call her Bellatrix 19. thats what i always think .. especially of Azkaban 20. i'm dying to do that 21. i have a golden cup made of paper 22. not my best friend .. i call my little sister Narcissa 23. i wish i do .. i don't even have one 24. lol not just that .. when someone says "seriously" i say "no Bellatrixly" 25. blood traitor or Weaslbees

HollyRay Oh my...I've done 2,4,5,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,16,18,22,23, and 24...this could be getting serious (no, not sirius). Actually, one of my BFF's actually responds to Cissa now and calls me Bellatrix. My obsession is wearing off onto them =)

LadyL68 I do all of these. Yay, I'm not the only crazy one xD

Lunalovely 1. Me and my mom share it, so i cant throw it out, but I refuse to use it.Thats counts right? 2.Hell yeah!! 3.Well, my jeans, and some tees 4.behind their back 5.I dont YELL it, but I whisper it 6.No, but I DO have one BIG one in the kitchen i always threaten people with. 7.Screensaver 8.Not really 9.If I knew her birthday, then yes. 10.Dont talk about her with my friends, they dont know who she is. GASP! yes, ya see how bad I have it? 11. If I HAD a favorite teacher. they all suck too much 12Sometimes 13.no 14.YES 15.I wish i could 17. It used to be on my profile,now it's just a life motto 18.Maybe 19. A little 20.I'm not THAT crazy 21. Nah 22.Maybe once, or twice 23.I wish 24.Once 25.Occasionally

BellaLovett ^ #20 is not that crazy, I've done things worse than that

lezperv i find this hilarious and i'm glad i'm not the only one who does some of these things XP 1. I never had a hairbrush to begin with lol 2. My closet are mostly consist of black things ^_^ 3. I don't do that cuz I like my clothes but I do cut out logos/picture of the shirts that i don't want anymore and hang it up XD 4. I sometimes called my lil bro mudblood but its an accident 5. I have never gotten mad to that point so, No i haven't/don't 6. I wished I can but i'll probably go to jail for that... 7. My laptop is broken so i can't do that but YES!!! it would 8. Yeah I did that a few times, I even thought of her too X3 9. I wouldn't mind having such a day to enjoy her presence 10. Hehe, yeah *blush* 11. Um no, I don't like Voldy 12. I like to be delusional but its a fact so i'm just mourning 13. lol i don't get confuse but I do tend to talk more about Bellatrix than any other character and they think i'm weird :( 14. YES!!! I'm super in shock if they don't know who she is or more of a fact, when they don't like her!!! 15. I don't write mails lol 16. I don't jump but I would eavesdrop and see what is the conversation about XP 17. Yeah, it is overrated but thats not my motto 18. YES!!! and I shall do it in the future <3 19. Heh, NO 20. Never gotten that mad before 21. Don't have a safety box *shrugs* 22. I actually called my lil bro Cissy ^_^ 23. I'm getting there XD 24. I haven't heard that word for sooo long... 25. I don't see any redheads around me X3

Esme1977 I do,well,pretty much everything =D And I got new ideas,thanks.

GaiaBVGSR Wow, I do almost all of that things... But I already knew I was obsessed by her hahhaa

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18 things that Bellatrix would never say

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1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I 爱情 Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve 更多 time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....

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The reunion

posted by Lord-Voldemort

Bellatrix timidly stepped into Voldemort's chambers. Her once beautiful face was gaunt and pale, her hair 魔发奇缘 and lustreless. Years in Azkaban had aged her beyond her years.

"My Lord," she whispered, her voice choking with emotion, "It has been far too long." She fell to her knees before him, tears dripping down her face.

"Yes Bella, it has been too long. I hear 你 were sentenced to life?" His cold voice sent shivers down her spine.

"Yes my Lord, but for you, I would be rotting there now," Bella smiled, "Thank 你 my Lord."

"I believe in rewarding good behaviour," replied Voldemort, "You...