作为男人 Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Inch 由 inch!
video
inspiration
speech
any 给 sunday
阿尔·帕西诺
电影院
posted by isabelle_905
From an 电子邮箱 I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten 由 his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, 你 must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for 更多 than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless 你 actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free 啤酒 in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 你 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 分钟 is only five 分钟 if 你 have just been 给 five 更多 分钟 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 你 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an 电子邮箱 and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN 给 LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
continue reading...
Godzilla demonstrates good parenting.
video
godzilla
作为男人
being a dad
parenting
Commercial about the effects of 啤酒 for some men. Classic.
video
啤酒
commercial
funny
Funny clip from Human Giant on 音乐电视 where college Freshmens are being taught not to look at women's chest.
video
作为男人
freshmen
human giant
funny
don't look
chest
Kellita Smith shows why she is hot on Bernie Mac.
video
kellita smith
babes
women
The speech at Gettysburg.
video
remember the titans
speech
denzel washington
inspiration
this is a model from argentina
video
argentina
model
julieta
added by PkmnTrainerJ
A funny and true video about male restroom etiquette made using The Sims 2 and SimCity.
video
funny
male
restroom
urinal
The only socially acceptable place for men to hug is after a goal in a game of football. But what if all jobs were like a football match?
video
funny
men
manly
hug
football
sports
work
added by Xecute_the_Duke
'I'm a man' 由 Spencer Davis Group
video
polo
commercial
humor
humour
funny
dog
advert
i'm a man
added by hm94991
NSFW if you're a pervert. >:)
video
funny
women
preverted
the power of the bran
posted by isabelle_905
Another 电子邮箱 I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting 或者 losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her 花 and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has 给 her 花 just because.

To every guy that 说 he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....
continue reading...
added by youknowit101
This is how 你 be a man
video
how to
man
shave
razor
gillette
added by Dearheart
This goes out to all of 你 "Average Joes" who might be getting frustrated with Twilight. Keep your chins up! Not all of us girls are shallow bubble-heads looking for a perfect "Edward Cullen". =)
video
funny
women
men
normal guy
爱德华·卡伦
remix
anti
twilight
爱情