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The 最佳, 返回页首 10 Hottest Animated 迪士尼 Women

posted by greedo

Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...

So it's the 日 after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my 台, 办公桌 at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing 迪士尼 women. Or, 更多 specifically, discussing which 迪士尼 cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....

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The 10 Hottest Sitcom Moms

posted by greedo

For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera 或者 primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 15 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

About two years ago, I made an 文章 about my 最佳, 返回页首 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a 最佳, 返回页首 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an 电子邮箱 I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. 你 need it down. 你 don’t hear us complaining about 你 leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon 或者 the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

My 最佳, 返回页首 5 most beautiful women ever to have lived

posted by Nadohs

1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this 列表 and if 你 have any others 你 prefer please but them in the comments.

1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond 描述 the 照片 speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.

1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.

1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.

3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.

5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.

5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.

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My 最佳, 返回页首 20 Most Beautiful Animated Females

posted by KataraLover

Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?

I made a 列表 almost a 年以前 about my 最佳, 返回页首 10 most beautiful animated females but my 列表 has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing 最佳, 返回页首 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the 最佳, 返回页首 20. Please leave a 评论 telling me what 你 think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still 爱情 her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 5 Most Beautiful Animated Heroines

posted by hatelarxene

I've been planning to do this for a while and my 列表 kept changing, so here it is. This is my 最佳, 返回页首 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows 或者 movies. Please 评论 but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my 最佳, 返回页首 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful 迪士尼 heroine who's NOT an official 迪士尼 Princess. I 爱情 her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...

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Beauty & Brains: Celebrity Babes with High IQs

posted by greedo

Last week I ran across an 文章 about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, 更多 famous women with interesting academic pedigree 或者 intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a 列表 of ladies 更多 impressive than the annual popularity 民意调查 published 由 magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...

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My 10 picks of SEXIEST HOTTEST CARTOON FEMALES

posted by Veronica2020

1. WONDER WOMAN (Super Friends)
2. CINDY CURBSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
3. VALERIE BROWN (Josie and the Pussycats)
4. MELODY VALENTINE (Josie and the Pussycats)
5. JEM (Jem and the Holograms)
6. DEEDEE (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
7. SUPERGIRL
8. HEATHER (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)
9. ROSEMARY (Hong Kong Phooey)
10. SHE-RA (She-Ra)

HONORABLE MENTIONS

PEBBLES FLINTSTONE (Pebbles and Bamm Bamm)
DAPHNE (Scooby Doo)
JANE JETSON (The Jetsons)
CHARLIE AND IRVING (The Flintstones)
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH
TEELA (He-man and the Masters of the Universe)
BATGIRL

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The 10 Sexiest First Ladies

posted by oldclockeye

These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every 日下一个 to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if 你 can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality 爱情 life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...

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Installing Husband 1.0

posted by isabelle_905

Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last 年 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in 总体, 整体 system performance - particularly in the 花 and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf 俱乐部 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...

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Geography Of Women vs. Men

posted by isabelle_905

More emails.

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, 迷失 the war...

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A TRUE BOYFRIEND

posted by isabelle_905

Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from 你 mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes 你或者 hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her 你爱情 her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When 你 see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When 你 see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When 你 see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...

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Girls Don’t Realize These Things

posted by isabelle_905

Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought 你 roses
to tell 你 that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with 你 when 你 were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy 你 expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

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New Evening Classes for Women

posted by isabelle_905

From another 电子邮箱 I got.
Guys: Enjoy!

New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need 太空 in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What 你 Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...

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FHM 2009 - UK - Sexies Women of 2009

posted by oneshyguy46

Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009

Here's the list. Agree 或者 Disagree? Is your 最喜爱的 missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan 狐狸
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida 斑马, pinto, 平托
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe 三文鱼
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...

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Taking A Woman To 床, 床上

posted by isabelle_905

From an 电子邮箱 I got.

TAKING A WOMAN TO 床, 床上

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- 你 take her to 床, 床上 and tell her a story.

At 18 -- 你 tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- 你 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells 你 a story and takes 你 to bed.

At 48 -- She tells 你 a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- 你 stay in 床, 床上 to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If 你 take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Guy/Girl

posted by isabelle_905

Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell 你 that 你 did well, even if 你 did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment 你 on your hair, even if 你 wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call 你 for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties 或者 guys.
2. They stare at 你 with a smile...

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Great Short Stories

posted by isabelle_905

Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the 表 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 牛奶 carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check 或者 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a 电视 set in her purse. "So, do 你 always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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Why Men Are Happier People‏

posted by isabelle_905

More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The 车库 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack. 你 can be President. 你 can never be pregnant. 你 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 你 can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.

The world is your urinal. 你 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 你 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 更多 pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...