Funny 阿凡达 Quotes:
• “Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! … Oh, and he’s attaching Aang”-Sokka
• “Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I’d miss the taste of mud so much”-Toph
• “Please tell me 你 ae hear because the 火, 消防 lord turned out to be a big wimp and 你 didn’t even need the eclipse to take him down”-Sokka
• Aang: “But he’s still a human being…”
Zuko: “You’re going to defend him?”
Aang: “No. I agree with you. 火, 消防 lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would prabolly be better off without him…But there’s gotta be another way.”
Zuko: “Like what?”
Aang: “I dunno…Mabye we can make some big pot of glue and then I could use glue bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can’t bend anymore!”
Zuko: “Yeah! Then 你 could 显示 him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!”
Aang: “Do 你 really think that would work?!”
Zuko: “No!”
• Sokka: “Judging 由 the looks on your faces, I’m guessing 你 guys didn’t find Aang either.”
Zuko: “No, It’s like he just… disappeared.”
Toph: “Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?”
Sokka: “Oh no… I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!”
^ Sokka opens Appa’s mouth and climbs in
Sokka: “Momo! I’m coming for ya, buddy!”
Katara: “Sokka, Appa didn’t eat Momo. He’s probably with Aang.”
Sokka: “That’s just what Appa wants 你 to think.”
Zuko: “Get out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here.”
• Aang: “Wow, camping. It really does feel like old times again, doesn’t it?”
Zuko: “If 你 really want it to feel like old times, I could… uh, chase 你 around awhile and try to capture you.”
• Sokka: “We gotta help him!”
^ Throughs his boomerang at the 大炮, 加农炮 crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawlers head and he starts to attach Sokka.
Sokka: “Ok, Now we gotta help me!”
• Toph: (Falls into the sea) “Help! I can’t swim!”
Sokka: “I’m coming Toph!”
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it).
Toph: “Help! Oh Sokka, 你 saved me!” (She kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the check) “Mmmwa!”
Suki: “Actually, it’s me.”
Toph: “Oh… Well… hehe… 你 can go ahead and let me drown now.”
• Toph: Who’s Zuko?”
Sokka: “Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who’s tracked us all over the world.”
Katara: “What’s wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?”
Sokka: “This is a warrior’s 狼 tail.”
Katara: Well, it certainly tells other warriors that 你 are fun and perky!”
• Katara: “It’s those three girls from Omashu!”
Toph: “We can take ‘em! Three on three!”
Sokka: “Actually, Toph, there’s four of us.”
Toph: “Oh. I’m sorry, I didn’t count you… y’know, no bending and all.”
Sokka: “I can still fight!”
Toph: “OK, three on three plus Sokka.”
• Azula: “Do 你 really want to fight me?”
Zuko: “Yes, I really do.”
Aang: “Zuko!”
Azula: “I was wondering when you’d 显示 up, Zuzu
Aang: (snickers) “Zuzu?”
• Ty Lee: (pointing at the painting) :Who are these two beautiful women?”
Lou 或者 Lee: Can’t 你 tell?”
Lou 或者 Lee: (at the same time) it’s Lou/Lee and me!”
• Toph: Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do 你 really think 你 should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up.”
Aang: “What? Tim wearing trunks!”
Toph: I know! It’s your 纹身 I’m worried about!”
• Zuko: “No one can make 茶 like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing 或者 two. Would 你 like to hear my Uncle’s 最喜爱的 joke?”
Katara: “Sure.”
Aang: “I like Jokes.”
Toph: “Bring it.”
Zuko: “Ok, well I can’t remember how it starts, but the punchline is: ‘Leaf me alone! I’m brushed!”
^a long silence occurs while everyone stares at Zuko.
Zuko: “Well, it was funnier when Uncle tells it.”
Katara: “Right. Maybe because he remembers the whole thing.”
• Katara: “Then he’s gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let’s 分裂, 拆分 up and look for him.”
^Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.
Toph: “I’m going with Zuko!”
^Needless to say, everyone stares.
Toph: “What? Everyone else went on a life changing experience with Zuko.”
^Smiles wider clings tighter.
Toph: “Now it’s my turn.”
• Sokka: “OH good. 你 guys have met.”
Suki: “Actually we met a long time ago.”
Zuko: “We did?”
Suki: “Yeah. 你 kind of burned down my village.”
Zuko: “…Oh, sorry about that. Nice to see 你 again."
• Suki: “Why are 你 表演 so overprotective?”
Sokka: “It’s so hard to lose someone 你 care about. Something happened at the North Pole, and I couldn’t protect someone. I don’t want anything like that to ever happen again.”
Suki: “I 迷失 someone I care about. He didn’t die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and 《勇敢传说》 and funny.”
Sokka: “Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?”
Suki: “No. He’s about your height.”
Sokka: “Is he better looking?”
Suki: “It’s 你 crazy.”
• Toph: “So 你 want to go see the baby 或者 are 你 going to faint like an old lady again?”
Sokka: “No. No. I’m good this time.”
• Katara: “Where have 你 been? We’ve been worried sick!”
Aang: “I got invited to play with some kids after school.”
Sokka: “After what?”
Aang: “I enrolled in 火, 消防 nation school. And I’m going back tomorrow.”
Sokka: “Enrolled in WHAT?”
(Sokka passes out.)
• Aang: “Listen guys, those kids at school are the future of the 火, 消防 Nation. If we went to change this place for the better, we need to 显示 them a little taste of freedom.”
Sokka: “What could 你 possibly do for a country of depraved little 火, 消防 monsters?”
Aang: “I’m going to throw them a secret dance party.”
Sokka: (Everyone stares blankly at Aang) “Go to your room.”
• Katara: “Sokka we’re safe. 你 can take the mustache off now.”
Sokka: “Oh no, I can’t! It’s permanently glued to my skin.”
• Sokka: “Think about it. No matter where we go, Zuko and the 火, 消防 Benders manage to find us. It’s because they spot Appa. He’s just too noticeable.”
Katara: “Appa’s not too noticeable.”
Sokka: “He’s a giant fluffy monster with an 《绿箭侠》 on his head! It’s kind of hard to miss him!”
• Sokka: (In a hole) “It’s so dark down here. I can’t see anything.”
Toph: (sarcastically) “Oh no. What a nightmare.”
Sokka: “Sorry.”
• Zuko: “I know 你 must be surprised to see me here.”
Sokka: “Not really, since you’ve tracked us all over the world.”
• Zuko: “Look, I admit I’ve done some awful things. I was wrong to try and capture you. And I’m sorry I attacked the Water tribe. And I never should have sent that 火, 消防 Nation assassin after you. And I’m going to try and stop…”
Sokka: “Wait! 你 sent combustion man after us?”
Zuko: “Well, that’s not his name but…”
• Katara why would 你 even defend him?”
Toph: “Because Katara, you’re ignoring one crucial fact, Aang needs a 火, 消防 bending teacher. We can’t think of a single person to do the job. Now one shows up on a silver 大盘子, 拼盘 and 你 won’t even think about.”
Aang: “I’m not having Zuko as a teacher!”
Sokka: “You’re darn right you’re not, buddy.”
Katara: “Well, I guess that’s settled.”
Toph: “I’m beginning to wonder who really the blind one around here is!”
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• “Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! … Oh, and he’s attaching Aang”-Sokka
• “Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I’d miss the taste of mud so much”-Toph
• “Please tell me 你 ae hear because the 火, 消防 lord turned out to be a big wimp and 你 didn’t even need the eclipse to take him down”-Sokka
• Aang: “But he’s still a human being…”
Zuko: “You’re going to defend him?”
Aang: “No. I agree with you. 火, 消防 lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would prabolly be better off without him…But there’s gotta be another way.”
Zuko: “Like what?”
Aang: “I dunno…Mabye we can make some big pot of glue and then I could use glue bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can’t bend anymore!”
Zuko: “Yeah! Then 你 could 显示 him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!”
Aang: “Do 你 really think that would work?!”
Zuko: “No!”
• Sokka: “Judging 由 the looks on your faces, I’m guessing 你 guys didn’t find Aang either.”
Zuko: “No, It’s like he just… disappeared.”
Toph: “Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?”
Sokka: “Oh no… I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!”
^ Sokka opens Appa’s mouth and climbs in
Sokka: “Momo! I’m coming for ya, buddy!”
Katara: “Sokka, Appa didn’t eat Momo. He’s probably with Aang.”
Sokka: “That’s just what Appa wants 你 to think.”
Zuko: “Get out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here.”
• Aang: “Wow, camping. It really does feel like old times again, doesn’t it?”
Zuko: “If 你 really want it to feel like old times, I could… uh, chase 你 around awhile and try to capture you.”
• Sokka: “We gotta help him!”
^ Throughs his boomerang at the 大炮, 加农炮 crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawlers head and he starts to attach Sokka.
Sokka: “Ok, Now we gotta help me!”
• Toph: (Falls into the sea) “Help! I can’t swim!”
Sokka: “I’m coming Toph!”
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it).
Toph: “Help! Oh Sokka, 你 saved me!” (She kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the check) “Mmmwa!”
Suki: “Actually, it’s me.”
Toph: “Oh… Well… hehe… 你 can go ahead and let me drown now.”
• Toph: Who’s Zuko?”
Sokka: “Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who’s tracked us all over the world.”
Katara: “What’s wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?”
Sokka: “This is a warrior’s 狼 tail.”
Katara: Well, it certainly tells other warriors that 你 are fun and perky!”
• Katara: “It’s those three girls from Omashu!”
Toph: “We can take ‘em! Three on three!”
Sokka: “Actually, Toph, there’s four of us.”
Toph: “Oh. I’m sorry, I didn’t count you… y’know, no bending and all.”
Sokka: “I can still fight!”
Toph: “OK, three on three plus Sokka.”
• Azula: “Do 你 really want to fight me?”
Zuko: “Yes, I really do.”
Aang: “Zuko!”
Azula: “I was wondering when you’d 显示 up, Zuzu
Aang: (snickers) “Zuzu?”
• Ty Lee: (pointing at the painting) :Who are these two beautiful women?”
Lou 或者 Lee: Can’t 你 tell?”
Lou 或者 Lee: (at the same time) it’s Lou/Lee and me!”
• Toph: Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do 你 really think 你 should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up.”
Aang: “What? Tim wearing trunks!”
Toph: I know! It’s your 纹身 I’m worried about!”
• Zuko: “No one can make 茶 like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing 或者 two. Would 你 like to hear my Uncle’s 最喜爱的 joke?”
Katara: “Sure.”
Aang: “I like Jokes.”
Toph: “Bring it.”
Zuko: “Ok, well I can’t remember how it starts, but the punchline is: ‘Leaf me alone! I’m brushed!”
^a long silence occurs while everyone stares at Zuko.
Zuko: “Well, it was funnier when Uncle tells it.”
Katara: “Right. Maybe because he remembers the whole thing.”
• Katara: “Then he’s gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let’s 分裂, 拆分 up and look for him.”
^Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.
Toph: “I’m going with Zuko!”
^Needless to say, everyone stares.
Toph: “What? Everyone else went on a life changing experience with Zuko.”
^Smiles wider clings tighter.
Toph: “Now it’s my turn.”
• Sokka: “OH good. 你 guys have met.”
Suki: “Actually we met a long time ago.”
Zuko: “We did?”
Suki: “Yeah. 你 kind of burned down my village.”
Zuko: “…Oh, sorry about that. Nice to see 你 again."
• Suki: “Why are 你 表演 so overprotective?”
Sokka: “It’s so hard to lose someone 你 care about. Something happened at the North Pole, and I couldn’t protect someone. I don’t want anything like that to ever happen again.”
Suki: “I 迷失 someone I care about. He didn’t die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and 《勇敢传说》 and funny.”
Sokka: “Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?”
Suki: “No. He’s about your height.”
Sokka: “Is he better looking?”
Suki: “It’s 你 crazy.”
• Toph: “So 你 want to go see the baby 或者 are 你 going to faint like an old lady again?”
Sokka: “No. No. I’m good this time.”
• Katara: “Where have 你 been? We’ve been worried sick!”
Aang: “I got invited to play with some kids after school.”
Sokka: “After what?”
Aang: “I enrolled in 火, 消防 nation school. And I’m going back tomorrow.”
Sokka: “Enrolled in WHAT?”
(Sokka passes out.)
• Aang: “Listen guys, those kids at school are the future of the 火, 消防 Nation. If we went to change this place for the better, we need to 显示 them a little taste of freedom.”
Sokka: “What could 你 possibly do for a country of depraved little 火, 消防 monsters?”
Aang: “I’m going to throw them a secret dance party.”
Sokka: (Everyone stares blankly at Aang) “Go to your room.”
• Katara: “Sokka we’re safe. 你 can take the mustache off now.”
Sokka: “Oh no, I can’t! It’s permanently glued to my skin.”
• Sokka: “Think about it. No matter where we go, Zuko and the 火, 消防 Benders manage to find us. It’s because they spot Appa. He’s just too noticeable.”
Katara: “Appa’s not too noticeable.”
Sokka: “He’s a giant fluffy monster with an 《绿箭侠》 on his head! It’s kind of hard to miss him!”
• Sokka: (In a hole) “It’s so dark down here. I can’t see anything.”
Toph: (sarcastically) “Oh no. What a nightmare.”
Sokka: “Sorry.”
• Zuko: “I know 你 must be surprised to see me here.”
Sokka: “Not really, since you’ve tracked us all over the world.”
• Zuko: “Look, I admit I’ve done some awful things. I was wrong to try and capture you. And I’m sorry I attacked the Water tribe. And I never should have sent that 火, 消防 Nation assassin after you. And I’m going to try and stop…”
Sokka: “Wait! 你 sent combustion man after us?”
Zuko: “Well, that’s not his name but…”
• Katara why would 你 even defend him?”
Toph: “Because Katara, you’re ignoring one crucial fact, Aang needs a 火, 消防 bending teacher. We can’t think of a single person to do the job. Now one shows up on a silver 大盘子, 拼盘 and 你 won’t even think about.”
Aang: “I’m not having Zuko as a teacher!”
Sokka: “You’re darn right you’re not, buddy.”
Katara: “Well, I guess that’s settled.”
Toph: “I’m beginning to wonder who really the blind one around here is!”
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