Inspired Claudette

i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar 熊 voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, 你 heard me right: the 熊 TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar 熊 considering he...

wow! it's been a while since my last review, but at least i'm back. and i know this review's super duper fuckin' late, but now that i'm back to doing movie reviews, i'm gonna talk about one of the most hyped straight-to-DVD sequels of 2015 (or THE most hyped, depending on how 你 look at it). ever since the enormous success of the fourth movie, 粉丝 of the franchise (myself included) were really excited for the other sequel, and now that it's finally out for the whole world to see, will this movie be as good and entertaining as we all wanted, 或者 will it disappoint to no end like The Great Wolf...

UPDATE:
Also, I still stand on my stance about me standing up as a bisexual furry. I forgot about that, so I don't want people to mislead that either. I believe standing up as one is NOT a rude thing and claiming it is anyway can be unfair and bias.
Update Done

Before anyone reads, I don't think I'm fighting with Jett, I won't mention him in here other than this note to make things clear first.




I'm glad the fight is very tamed down.

But I still want to let people know that it takes one person to trigger a fight. But of course, 你 need two people to have one, but while there is two people: "Hitting...

and we all know a 最佳, 返回页首 11 best 列表 won't be anything without a 最佳, 返回页首 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great 年 movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my 最佳, 返回页首 11 worst 电影院 of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the 电影院 i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked 或者 had fun with the 电影院 on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a 列表 with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.

#11
starting off the 列表 is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity...