Warning: Mild language.
Also, my 秒 name isn't actualy "Dent".
Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. 你 seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on 由 a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd 你 get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. 你 know me."
"I could sum 你 up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me...
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