When i am not a demon 或者 天使

*Enemy 狼 run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the 火, 消防 ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught 你 that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do 你 know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that 狼 I can teach 你 guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Snow (An Alpha and Omega Story) Chapter 4

Chapter IV

A 搜索 FOR THE HOPE OF LOVE



IV


Previously on Snow...


"Violet, there's something I want to ask you." He said. Hearing the nervousness in his voice 紫色, 紫罗兰色 opened her eyes and stared at her mate "of course, anything" she said. Snow looked at her and smiled "Will 你 marry me?"

~

Violet looked at the 爱情 of her life with a elated smile and said. "YES, YES, YES, Of course yes!" 紫色, 紫罗兰色 exclaimed, 紫色, 紫罗兰色 took hold of Snow's cheeks and pulled him in for a forceful 吻乐队（Kiss） and held him there with great compassion and 爱情 for her future husband. Meanwhile...

warning: strong language and 随意 violence, dont try this at 首页 kids.

garth is in the airplane, and steel is in another room. garth was whistling and watching his 最喜爱的 movie. called "Alpha and omega 2" then steel came 由 and spilt coffie on garths dick 由 accident. "AHHHH 你 FUCKING... AHHH!!!" garth yelled. "well sorry it isnt my fault your right there!" steele said. then garth got all pissed off and splashed coffie in steeles face. "YOU SON OF BITCH!!!" steele then punched garth in the face and garth kicked him in the face. then steele draged him and hitting his face on the floor....

Then 下一个 morning Lilly woke up when the train blew its whistle.

"Humphrey 你 awake?" she mumbled.

"I am now, where are we?" Asked Humphrey.

"I'm not sure, but I think we are about to stop." 说 Lilly.

"We should better get off." 

" Yeah maybe."

As the train neared the station they jumped off. 

" I wonder where we are?" 说 Lilly.

" It kinda looks like north dakota I'm not sure yet." 说 humphrey.

As they walked through the forest Lilly's belly started to growl.

" I'm hungry do 你 know how to hunt?" asked Lilly.

"well.... No do you?" 

"if I did would I be asking you?" 

"I guess no-"
Humphrey was...

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the 长椅, 沙发 and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine 下一个 to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

Fred: 嘿 arent 你 the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got 迷失 i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are 你 balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do 你 need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

It all was about to kick off now we all knew that judgement 日 was coming here is the story.
Three months later
A 狼 followed 由 his wife where 由 the lake looking out at the water at about 12:00pm then a sound from the 衬套, 布什 made them jump “What was that?” asked the wolf’s wife then the 狼 walked into the 衬套, 布什 to see then he gave out a loud yell for help then silent “Honey don’t scare me like that” 说 his wife then an Alpha Shade came out and killed her
Next morning
Humphrey followed 由 Kate, Fire, Lilly, Garth, Water, Winston, Tony and Eve where 由 a dead 狼 “Not again...

"Kate...pst kate wake up" Humphrey Nudges his mates nose , kate flutterd her eyes open and yawned "Moring Handsome" kate smiled at her loving mate as he looked into her eyes "Kate , your dad and mother want to see 你 it's urgent " Humphrwey informed kate . The Beautiful alpha sterched and set off to her old cave .

When the alpha arrived at the cave she was greeted 由 hutch who led her in, "moring dad , Moring mum sleep well?" kate 说 in a friendly manner Eve looked at her Husband with guilt "fine thank 你 ...there's something we need to tell 你 ...." Winston stared at the ground "What...

嘿 guys! I'm 写作 this on my iPhone so spelling, punctuation, and indenting won't always happen! Just remember when I get on my computer I'll be able to write with all that and more. Thanks,
Lilyomega11 :)

Sage, a light brown pup with beautiful 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes, leapt out of the bushes, crushing her brother, Thorn.
"Got you!" she yelled, just as her mother Lily and her father Garth entered the clearing with her sister Tiger Lily and her other brother, Tiger.
Unlike her siblings, Sage was light brown. Everyone else in her family was pure white like her mother, except Garth of course.
"Dad!" yelled...

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged 由 a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this 你 meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio...

    To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
                         I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over....

~A 年 later~ Balto and Jenna are laying down watching the now grown up Alue and Kodi.

Jenna: they grow up to fast
Balto: I know but there perfect
Jenna: Yup

Kodi walks over and sits 下一个 to his father.

Kodi: 嘿 Hero whats up

Balto: Nothing just thinking about how 你 guy grow up so fast

Kodi: Alright see ya
Kodi walks away and twoards Alue And they run off and leave balto and jenna there alone laying there sad but happy too. Then along comes steele.

Steele: Ha Jenna 你 don't know a good guy when 你 see him so 你 pick Balto the puny loser

Jenna: *Tears in eye* 你 know what your a fucking dick...

Special guest are
Transformer101-Joanathan
Buddydevos-Buddy
Hank666-Hank

It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these 屁股 holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a 淋浴 got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny 日 and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long 屁股 trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the 街, 街道 from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the 街, 街道 to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the 巢穴, den, 书房 and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could 你 teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as 你 know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high 爬坡道, 小山 peak) and sing out their 最喜爱的 metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be 唱歌 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...

Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to 你 about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t...