Demotivational Humphrey 9

silverthewolf eve: humphrey? you ready to get dirty? humphrey: ughh oowww! nooo!! eve: now! humphrey: fine! later... eve: you son of a bitch! nothing happened!! humphrey: cause it hurt too much!

transformer101 HA!

jbiehl Eve: your grade is an F! Humphrey: i'm sorry! Eve: That's it! we're never having sex again!

jbiehl Humphrey: i'm scared!

hank666 Eve: you should be!

jbiehl Humphrey: can Kate and Me have puppies?

hank666 Eve: .....*growls*....

huston54 humphrey: please? eve: hell no! after what you did to me? NO! humphrey: ugh.. i just want kids! eve: then you should of f'ed me right!

huston54 later at the moonlight houl... humphrey: (staring at kate's ass) kate: (stares at humphrey) ? humphrey: ? kate: ?? humphrey: ?? kate: ??? humphrey: ??? eve: ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTION MARKS! ITS ANOYING THE SHIT OUTA ME! everyone: (silence) eve: (walkes away)

jbiehl Humphrey: but your too old! Eve: WHAT?! Humphrey: um....nothing? Eve: then mount me then! Humphrey: ok!

Alue26 Me: Eve's at It again!! Better grab the camera's!!

jbiehl Humphrey: Ow...Eve? i think you busted something of mine! Eve: pant....pant It... pant... was.... pant... Worth it!..pant.. Humphrey: it hurts! Eve: you big baby!

huston54 lol

huston54 everyone starts howling* humphrey: kate: can i howl at the moon with you? kate: umm... no... sorry. jbiehl already asked me. humphrey: damn it! eve: humphrey?! get over here now! humphrey: (wimpers) y..yes ma'am? eve: put 5.00$ in the swear jar! humphrey: screw you! eve: :O... O_o what did you say? humphrey: (runs away) what will happen next?

jbiehl Eve: Screw me? oh god yes! do that omega!

huston54 humphrey: (walks back) im sorry. im just upset tht i dont have a girlfriend! (sobbs) eve: oh its ok dear (hugs) but this is wht you deserve for saying tht! (slaps) humphrey: yes i deserved tht a little help jbiehl?

jbiehl Eve: now take me! Humphrey: ok! "winks"

huston54 humphrey: i thought you said we are never having sex again! if we do, this will be the 35th time!

Hybred98 OUCH, hes not going to have kids thats for sure... good god man, hurts more then it looks

Hybred98 LOL, hey come on jbiehl, youre fucked up man, thats youre wife youre talking about XD( sorry i cant hold back the laughs) lol

Kulkum I got kicked in the rocks by a black belt once, while not wearing a protective cup. ...Yeah, not ashamed to say I went down like I'd been shot. And didn't try to get up for a while. I feel for Humphrey and always wince when I see that scene.

Hybred98 ( going back to the scen we're Eve begans to choke humphrey... knowing me, im going to change things up a bit XD) Kate: we where in idaho. Winston: Idaho, what we're you doing in idaho? Kate: we we're sent to anouther park. (humphrey walks in at a bad time) Humphrey: ha, well you wouldnt belive what we did. " give kate a mischievous smile", and "kate winks". Eve tackles Humphrey...(warning the next part has some sexual contant bettwen humphrey and eve, you have been warned) Winston: what the fuck is youre mom doing kate. Eve: oh...yes...oh! Kate: mom, are you going to fuck him or are you going to choke him, make up youre damn mind women! Eve: "pant"... im going to have the plesure..."pant", of doing both. Hutch: fucking slut. LOL

Hybred98 haha, wait hold on, how did it go from humphrey busting his nuts, to him fucking eve?

hank666 @hybred: lol @ what hutch said and what eve said XD

snazzywolve53 lol