Kate got to the 巢穴, den, 书房 where Humphrey was just laying on the ground.
“Umm,” Kate said.
“When’s my trial?” Humphrey asked.
“Tomorrow.”
Humphrey sighed, “I need a lawyer.”
“I got Hutch for you.”
“Thanks,” Humphrey got up approached the rock, “Maybe playing with the Omegas will help me forget this.”
Humphrey left and went to Mooch’s den, which was the closest.
“Hey, Mooch, I nearly killed Cando and I’m going to trial tomorrow. I just hope playing will help me forget about all this.”
“You almost killed a wolf?” Mooch asked in panic.
“Yup, trial is tomorrow. Not only that, I also ruined a hunt.”
Mooch hit Humphrey, “You’re stupid! We’re all starving here!”
“I didn’t realize I made the wrong move, I jumped out to attack but I didn’t make it!”
“Wait, 你 were hunting?”
“Yeah.”
They went to Salty’s den.
“Hey Salty,” Humphrey said, “I nearly killed Cando and ruined a hunt, I have trial tomorrow, so I just hope playing will help me forget about this.”
“You really nearly killed a wolf?” Salty asked.
“Yup, so how’s your knew mate?”
“Awesome! I can’t believe I finally 迷失 my virginity!”
Humphrey and Mooch looked at each other, “That’s not something to mention.”
“Sorry, should we get Shakey and work on the invention?”
“That was my plan,” Humphrey said.
They went to Shakey’s den.
“Hey, Shakey, I nearly killed Cando, so I’m going to trial tomorrow for that and ruining the hunt so…” He was interrupted 由 a western law enforcement officer.
“Nope, your trial is right now,” he said.
“What, it was tomorrow!”
“Yeah, well Winston changed his mind.”
Humphrey howled for both Hutch and Kate, Hutch, I need 你 as a lawyer bro! Come to Winston’s house quick! Kate, I need 你 to be at my trial! Come quick to your dad’s house!
Humphrey was escorted to Winston’s house, “Sit him down,” he said.
Hutch arrived as Humphrey’s lawyer.
“Thanks, bro,” Humphrey said.
“No problem, anything to help a brother.”
“Humphrey has been charged of murder attempt and ruining a hunt,” Winston said.
Humphrey heard different whispers throughout the 巢穴, den, 书房 such as, “Two crimes!” “He’s a good kid, he’d never do that!” and “Why was he hunting?”
“We will let the ruined hunt go, but the crime of near murder of Cando, is unacceptable. Originally, the crime would be a 年 in western jail, but because he is my son in law, I will give him six months,”
Winston was about to dismiss the case when Hutch yelled, “Objection!”
“Humphrey was defending himself. I myself am an eyewitness. Cando jumped onto Humphrey, then Humphrey got on 最佳, 返回页首 of Cando and wrapped his jaws around Cando’s neck. He wasn’t going to kill him, but it was definitely a threat. He did not want to kill him nor was he going to.”
“Your point is?”
“This was self defense. He was not going to kill Cando because he felt like it. Cando tackled him.”
“Come up here Hutch.”
Hutch and Winston had an ear to ear conversation.
“You’re saying Humphrey was defending himself and didn’t want to kill Cando?”
“Nor was he going to.”
“Cando is the one that should be arrested then?”
“No, no, no, Cando was just mad that Humphrey ruined the hunt. Don’t send either one to jail.”
“Alright, take your seat.”
“Humphrey has been charged for both attempted murder and ruined hunt. Ruined hunt charges have been dropped and for attempted murder, we have found the defendant innocent.”
The jury cheered, however, Cando jumped up in anger. Humphrey hugged Hutch as hard as he could.
“Thanks so much man!”
“No problem, Humphrey.”
“You can’t do this! He tried to kill me! 你 shouldn’t set him free! He could kill a 狼 in this pack!” Cando yelled to Winston.
“He was defending himself, 你 jumped him. You’re just lucky 你 didn’t hurt him, otherwise you’d be arrested right now.”
“This is unfair! He almost killed me!”
“Did 你 hear Hutch? Humphrey didn’t want to kill you, nor would he have.”
Cando ran up to Hutch.
“Hutch! Get over here!”
Hutch turned around and walked to Cando.
“We’re not 老友记 any more! 你 hear me! 你 let Humphrey walk free and I don’t get my revenge!”
“Screw you! He’s my brother and I don’t care about anyone 更多 than him except for Rebecca!”
“Screw 你 too! I hate you!”
Cando ran off, full of hatred.
“Cando, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that!”
“Go away!”
Humphrey felt bad. He approached Cando.
“Cando, I’m sorry, is there something I could make it up to 你 with?”
“No! Go away! I hate you, I hate Hutch, I hate Winston! I hate 你 all!”
He ran out of the court room and went back to his den. The worst part, he had no mate. Nothing could make him feel better at this point. Humphrey sighed and to Cando’s den. Humphrey came to Cando. He stood at the rock.
“Cando, I come in peace! I don’t want to make 你 feel bad, and I know of a way to make 你 feel better.”
“What!?” Cando yelled.
“I’m not going to give 你 this offer unless 你 come out here.”
“Can’t 你 just give it to me right now?”
“You have to come out here, and give me a hug.”
There was a pause.
“Go away before I call the cops, 你 molester!”
“Cando, it’s all 或者 nothing here! If 你 come out here, I’ll give 你 this offer!”
Cando pushed open the rock, “Alright, I’m out, I did what 你 want.”
“You also have to give me a hug.”
Cando went back inside and closed off the entry.
“Come on, you’re going to 爱情 this offer! It does good for both of us!” Humphrey pressured.
“No!”
“Come on man, it’ll give us friendship!”
“Is it that great?”
“Yes, it’s awesome!”
Cando came and removed the rock.
“Where’s my hug?” Humphrey asked.
Cando pulled Humphrey into his 巢穴, den, 书房 and hugged him.
“There, 你 got your hug. Happy?”
“Very happy! Now I have this offer.”
“You promised me it’ll be great!”
“Because of how upset I made you, this is just this one time, but since I made 你 upset, I will allow 你 to have fun with my wife.”
Cando was stunned. He was expecting something good, but not this kind of pure awesomeness.
“So 你 mean bagel and hotdog?” Cando asked.
“Yes, I mean that.”
“I have faith in God again! Thank 你 so much Humphrey! I’m sorry about what I said. I don’t hate you, Hutch 或者 Winston, I was just mad. Friends?”
“Friends! I’m allowing to loose your virginity with Kate, just this one time! Strict limit!”
“Actually, I’m not a virgin, I uhh, never mind.”
“What?”
“Nothing, it’s not something I should be talking about.”
“Cando, we’re 老友记 now.”
“Fine, I went with Scar.”
Humphrey was stunned.
“You shagged Scar? 你 迷失 your virginity with her? The one that was once your enemy, 你 had it with?”
“I really shouldn’t be talking about this. Please don’t tell anyone this.”
“I won’t.”
“Thank you.”
“Why don’t 你 and Scar get married? Have pups, be happy?”
“I just… I…well I don’t want 狼 to see we 爱情 each other.”
“You 爱情 her right? Doesn’t she 爱情 you?”
“Yes, we both 爱情 each other very much.”
“Get married then, 爱情 on each other, have pups, you’ll be happy.”
“Alright, I’ll dip to find either some minerals 或者 rare 识骨寻踪 and fine something to propose to her with.”
“Do 你 want me to howl for Kate?” Humphrey asked.
“I changed my mind. I don’t want it with Kate anymore. I’m just going to take Scar on a 日期 and propose to her.”
“Are 你 sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure.”
“Ok, well, I should get going and head home.”
“Ok, piece out.”
Humphrey went 首页 and came to Kate.
“Hey Kate, what do 你 think of Cando?”
“He’s cool, a good friend.”
“Would 你 get excited with him? 你 know have fun with him?”
Kate gave Humphrey a look, “What are 你 getting at?”
“Luckily he 说 no, but I felt bad because he was mad and upset that I was pleaded innocent and nearly killed him, so I made an offer, if he forgave me, I’d let him score with you.”
Kate hit Humphrey, “Why!?”
“It was a deal I had with him. Again he 说 no.”
“It doesn’t matter, why would 你 do that?”
“I don’t know. Can 你 answer my original question?”
“I like him and all but he’s not someone I would do that with. I only like him as a friend.”
“I see. If I made that deal, would 你 do it though?”
“I don’t know. I… if 你 made a deal and he’d be the happiest 狼 alive, I would do it.”
“Cool. Did I tell 你 that… umm never mind.”
“What? Humphrey, I won’t get mad.”
“Don’t tell anyone this. Don’t tell Cando I told 你 this and don’t tell Scar Cando told me this, but Cando is taking Scar on a 日期 then proposing to her.”
“Scar? Scar!? Seriously? Scar?”
“They may have hated each other at one time but now they 爱情 each other.”
“Well, I suppose that is sweet.”
Humphrey and Kate went up to bed. That was one of their nights where they didn’t romance.