The 11 狗 go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag 你 drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” 星, 星级 said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the 下一个 one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered.
“I see you’re rubbing it in 由 living here.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
Lilly came.
“Hey honey, what’s going on?”
“Star and Kaltag are at the door.”
“Cool.”
“Get in and we’ll take 你 to driving school.”
“Ok.”
They all gathered together.
“Ok, so I drive the Armada and in the front row, Garth sits 下一个 to me, then behind us is Kate, Humphrey, and Winston, and behind them is Mooch, Shakey, and Salty. Then in the Charger is Kaltag driving, Tony passenger in the front then the poor loner behind him is Lilly,” 星, 星级 said.
“Ok.”
The drive was about an hour, but it was worth it. There was a lot of talking in both cars. The area of the two cars where there was the least amount of talking was in the front of the Armada. Garth and 星, 星级 hardly knew each other. In fact, they didn’t talk until 15 分钟 into the drive.
“So, 你 work out?”
“Yeah, do you?”
“Well, I’m a former sled dog.”
“Former?”
“Alaska was burnt to the ground.”
“Oh, well besides that?”
“No, look how scrawny I am.”
“Ok, still, 你 got to work out and gain weight.”
“Ok then.”
“Do squat thrusts.”
“I T-bag Humphrey.”
“Ok and crunches.”
“Well, I… I…”
“Yeah?”
“Never mind, besides T-bagging, I don’t exercise.”
“Ok.”
A row back, Humphrey was 接吻 Kate.
“Stop 接吻 my daughter,” Winston said.
“We’re married.”
“I know, but I’m still over protective.”
“Dad, I… well Humphrey and I…”
Kate finished the rest into Winston’s ear.
“You what!?”
“About 5 months.”
Behind that row, Mooch was going on and on.
“Remember that one time I boarded the bus and sat in the front seat?”
“That was yesterday,” Shakey said.
“I know but it was awesome!”
“It can’t be that awesome,” Salty said.
“It was! There was a wheel with floor pedals!”
“Blah!”
Garth let out his shitty howl. That killed the engine of the Armada.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
In the Charger, Kaltag and Tony were having a good conversation along with Lilly.
“I can’t believe my son married an Omega,” Tony said.
“I’m right here!” Lilly yelled.
“Yeah, I still don’t know why it’s such a big deal,” Kaltag said.
“A first born marrying a 秒 或者 last born! It’s a huge deal.”
“Screw that.”
“Screw you.”
“I’m an Alpha, and I married an Omega.”
“Who’s your wife’s Alpha brother?”
“Actually she has a sister for an Alpha, and she’s Star’s wife, and Star’s an Omega.”
“How do 你 know?”
“He’s my brother.”
“Oh.”
They got to the driving school. Devon and Bob were standing there.
“Hi, I’m Devon and this is Bob. Say hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to 显示 你 what to do and what not to do while driving.”
They were in a snowy place.
“I’m cold,” Bob said.
“This will warm 你 up.”
“Yay!!!”
A firebomb grenade was thrown at him.
“That feels better!” Bob 说 just before he died.
“When entering a tunnel, make sure to proceed with caution, I’m going to have Bob do this one.”
“Yay!!!”
“Ok Bob, Go.”
“What? Ok.”
Bob went right into the tunnel but at the entrance were fusion coils. When Bob entered, he got blown up.
“Weeee!”
“If 你 see a patch of ice one the road, proceed with caution.”
Devon successfully made it over the ice.
“Bye boss,” Bob 说 as Devon passed.
Bob bent down, and about after 3 秒 the fusion coils blew up.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Bob slid right into the fusion coils Bob was standing on and the fusion coils sent both Bob and the dead Warthog flying.
“Weeee!”
Meanwhile, there was an English Spartan temporarily taking Bob and
Devon’s place.
“Hello, I’m Winforplopia, I going to contribute to the Halo driving school, class, school, and what to not do, do, and don’t do while driving. When crossing a lake 或者 river bank be sure there is a bridge.”
Winforplopia tried driving across, but he fell down a ditch and died.
“As 你 can see, I fell down the ditch and did not make it to the other side. If attempting to drive through the river bank, be sure it is not too deep, as it may cause slight damage to your…”
The Warthog exploded before he could finish.
“Ehh,”
He respawned and T-bagged himself.
“When driving, be aware of severe weather, for example, oh, lightning.”
Lightning hit the Warthog, making it blow up.
“Perhaps, it’s possible… it’s possible.”
“This concludes the wind segment of the Halo driving class of school. Thanks for watching and drive safely.”
“You’re done!”
“Time for 茶 and crockets.”
Devon and Bob were back.
“When passing a stopped truck, proceed with caution.”
“Too slow, move, move! Watch me!” Bob yelled.
Devon passed the Wraith only to get hit and killed 由 another one.
“Yay!!!” Bob 说 with his hand on Devon’s butt.
Bob and Devon approached a tank. They had a guy in the 炮塔 firing continuously into the air and Bob yelling at the same time.
“Hey what is up!?” Bob yelled to the tank.
“Be considerate to other drivers.”
“Yay, whoo! Whoo! Yay, what am I? Yay!!! I like Victoria! Yay, I have my pants off!”
The tank shot the Warthog with his 大炮, 加农炮 at least 3 times. There was another temporary replacement.
“Hey, how ya doin, I’m antonecupofchili, thanks to Devon, I get to do this, and I want to, thanks a lot.”
There was an old lady Jackal walking across the road.
“How ya doin? If there’s an old lady taking to long to 交叉, 十字架 the road, run her over.”
Antonecupofchili ran over the old Jackal, then threw a firebomb grenade at her.
“How ya doin? Ok, that’s what 你 do in that situation. Oh wait, same with 婴儿 in strollers and girl scouts.”
“You’re done.”
“I’m done? How ya doin?”
“Do not enter an area that is blocked off, watch out for barriers and detours on the road. This is what can happen,” Devon said.
Bob was blocking the road, but Devon ignored him. Devon went up a 爬坡道, 小山 then got sky blasted 由 a grav lift. He got bounced off an explosive, and came back and hit Bob.
“Weeee!”
They got together.
“We did good, did we, did we?”
“Thanks for coming to Halo driving school.”
They did their T-bag dance.
“Time for the drive-thru,” 星, 星级 said.
They got to the Cluckin’ Bell.
“Welcome yoo yuckin yell, may I kill you?”
“No, can I have a Cluck Burger with Chicken fries?”
“Ok, yep problem.”
“Garth, what do 你 want.”
“Give me 培根 chicken.”
“Yo k.”
“What about you, Winston.”
“Give me a Mcchicken.”
“Would 你 like a friend fry?”
“No my 老友记 are fine. Anyway, Kate what do 你 want?”
“Grilled Clucky.”
“Ok.”
“Humphrey?”
“Bacon chicken.”
“Ok, give us a 培根 chicken.”
“Ok.”
“What about you, Mooch?”
“Give me a Western Chicken.”
“Alright, a western chicken.”
“Ok, I got, a…”
“No, there’s more.”
“Ok,”
“What do 你 want Salty?”
“Oh, give me a junior Chicken.”
“Jesus, 你 eat less than me! Alright, a junior chicken.”
“Ok,”
“And, Shakey, what do 你 want?”
“Give me a triple Mcchicken, with extra cheese and onions.”
“Oh. Jeez, a triple Mcchicken with extra cheese and onions.”
“Ok, so I have a triple cheese with extra…”
“No, a triple chicken.
“You know what, I probably don’t need to check.”
“Ok.”
“Pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 paid then came to the 秒 window and received his food. Kaltag pulled up to the menu board.
“Yelcome!”
“Ok.”
“What would youse like?”
“I would like a 10 piece chicken Mcnuggets.”
“Ok.”
“Tony, what do 你 want?”
“Probably a Mcchicken double.”
“A Mcchicken double.”
“Ok.”
“Lilly, what do 你 want.”
“Probably a Western Chicken.”
“Ok a…”
“No a 培根 chicken.”
“Ok…”
“No sorry grilled clucky.”
“Ok, and a grilled clucky.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag paid and got his food. They soon got home. Humphrey wanted write a song.
“Alright, are 你 a metal head?” 星, 星级 asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll support you.”
“Thanks.”
“Let me see the 音乐 sheet.”
Humphrey handed 星, 星级 the sheet. 星, 星级 looked at it for a minute.
“This is the exact same tune as The Unforgiven but different lyrics. Why is Shakey and Salty mentioned?”
“This is a song about suicide.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Dog Who Committed Suicide.”
“Oh, 嘿 have 你 even met 金属乐队 yet?”
“How do I meat them!? I’m able to meat them!?”
“Yeah, 你 want to?”
“Of course!”
“I do too!” Kate said.
“Alright I’ll see who else wants to.”
星, 星级 howled for Tony, Winston, and Garth. Once again, they heard a shitty howl. The heard a howl then a yelp then one last one. Tony, Winston, Garth, and Lilly came to 星, 星级 and Kaltag’s house.
“Ready to meat Metallica, 你 9?”
“Yeah.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag drove the 9 to Metallica’s house. They knocked on the door with only them in sight.
“Well, if it isn’t my two 最喜爱的 dogs,” Lars said.
“Lars, tell James, Kirk, and Rob that we have 9 粉丝 that want to meet you.”
“Damn!”
“Alright here’s one fan.”
Humphrey came. He was speechless too see Lars, his 最喜爱的 person at the door.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
Humphrey remained there speechless with his mouth open.
“Humphrey, are 你 ok.”
“Are 你 really Lars Ulrich?”
“Yes I am.”
Humphrey jumped up and licked Lars.
“Oh, usually only 星, 星级 does this.”
“Here’s another one.”
“Alright Humphrey, go right to meet James.”
“This is Kate.”
“Hi, Lars.”
“You’re not the nervous type.”
“Nope.”
“Alright, go left to meet Kirk.”
“Here’s Garth.”
“Hey, do 你 work out?”
“I’m a drummer.”
“Cool.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Alright, here’s Mooch.”
“You’re small for a wolf.”
“I am small, so 你 like being a drummer?”
“Yeah it’s cool.”
“Nice.”
“Go right to meet James.”
“Ok.”
“This is Shakey.”
“Hey Lars.”
“How much do 你 eat?”
“I know, I am fat.”
“So what’s it like drumming?”
“Why did 你 ask me that? You’re the drummer.”
“Oh, well go left to meet Kirk,”
Humphrey came out.
“Man 金属乐队 is awesome.”
“Here’s Salty.”
“Hey dude!”
“Hey, 你 have a cool voice.”
“So do you.”
“Thanks.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Kate came out.
“I 爱情 Metallica!”
“This is Winston.”
“Hey Lars.”
“It’s amazing all of 你 know my name.”
“We all know you.”
“Well, I 爱情 你 all!”
“We 爱情 你 too,” Lilly said.
“Alright go right to meet James.”
Garth came out.
“James is buff like me! They’re all awesome though.”
“Anyway, this is Tony.”
Tony yelped before he could say anything.
“That’s similar to how I met Star.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s cool. So are 你 an Alpha?”
“Uhh…”
“Born first,” 星, 星级 translated.
“Oh, yeah, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Go left to meet Kirk.”
“Ok.”
Mooch came out.
“Damn, best experience of my life!”
“This is the last one, Lilly.”
“You’re the one that 说 ‘we 爱情 你 too’”
“Yup.”
“You know, you’re a cooler, better looking version of Dixie.”
“Who’s Dixie?”
“I’m not sure if 你 want to know.”
“Ok.”
“You’re too good for her. Anyway, go up to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Shakey came out.
“Kirk’s lucky he’s skinny!”
“I know.”
They waited about a minute. After that, Salty came out.
“You have two 吉他 players!?”
“Yup.
Another 分钟 passed. Winston came out.
“Thanks for letting me meet Metallica.”
“No problem.”
Tony came immediately back out.
“Kirk’s good.”
“Did 你 meet James and Rob?”
“No, should I go?”
“Yeah.”
Lilly came out.
“They’re all awesome.”
Tony came out.
“Sweet!”
There was a taxi driver that came.
“Ok, where to?”
“We’re not all able to fit in there.
“Hey, ok, yep problem!”
“Get out of here old guy!” Mooch yelled.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!” the taxi driver said.
“Let’s go home,” Garth said.
The Alpha and Omega characters got to meet Metallica.