One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are 你 okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long 日 at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. 你 voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do 你 mean?
Lilly: Oh so 你 won’t tell me 你 texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: 你 cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another 婊子, 子 to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey 移动 out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: 嘿 kate I’ll vist 你 another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a 吻乐队(Kiss) before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked 你 out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are 你 doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time 你 screwed me in the 屁股 so good 你 didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. 由 then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are 你 okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long 日 at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. 你 voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do 你 mean?
Lilly: Oh so 你 won’t tell me 你 texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: 你 cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another 婊子, 子 to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey 移动 out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: 嘿 kate I’ll vist 你 another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a 吻乐队(Kiss) before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked 你 out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are 你 doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time 你 screwed me in the 屁股 so good 你 didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. 由 then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.