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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 15: The Big Day

The sun rose up over the mountain tops and indicated that it was a new day, 狼 arose from slumber and began to go about what they had planned to do for today. Among these 狼 were Humphrey and Jake who found themselves being the only two in the den. Kate had left early to prepare herself for the wedding over at her parents den, and also because of the fact that she didn't want Humphrey to see her on this 日 until it was time for their wedding. She wanted to surprise him with her beauty, and she needed her sisters help to do so.

Humphrey on the other paw felt like he really needed to clean up, Jake woke up just in time to see him running out of the 巢穴, den, 书房 with a kind of unsure look on his face. He smiled at the sight, 'This is going to be a busy morning' he thought to himself as he got up, stretched, and exited the 巢穴, den, 书房 in pursuit of Humphrey. While he had never been in a relationship before somehow he could understand that Humphrey was most likely nervous about today. Whether it be about his appearance 或者 not to make a fool of himself in front of Kate and a small majority of the pack during the ceremony. Jake would stick with him and help him out the best he could.

After a few 分钟 of going in the direction he saw Humphrey go back at the 巢穴, den, 书房 he found him and a few other 狼 sitting 由 a small stream. He could only assume that these were his 老友记 who must be helping him get ready. Jake stopped a few yards beside the group and cut into their conversation.

"Morning Humphrey" He said

Humphrey and the three others all turned to look at him "Morning Jake" Humphrey replied before turning to the others again "Guys this is Jake, he's the 狼 who looked after me while I lived as a lone."

"Hey" Jake 说 waving his paw once

"Nice to meet you, I'm Salty" Salty said

"Shakey"

"Mooch"

"I take it they are your preparation crew today?" Jake teased

"Yeah they are, we tend to help each other out when it comes to girls." Humphrey replied

"You feeling nervous?" He asked

Humphrey nodded "Of course I am, this is the 日 I always dreamed about and I want it to be perfect."

"Don't worry man 你 got nothing to worry about, I'm sure Kate has 更多 to worry about then you." Salty 说 as Humphrey walked up to the waterside.

"I don't know Salty" Humphrey 说 while looking at his own reflection in the water "It's gonna take some work to get myself looking sharp."

"Well let's get started then, Mooch go find some pine cones and Shakey go get some pine needles." Salty ordered.

The two both nodded and headed out of the clearing, Jake decided to help out as well 由 pushing Humphrey into the water with a laugh. He yelled in surprise as the cold water smothered him and shot a glare back at Jake who only smiled and 说 "What? 你 got to get clean somehow" he laughed and then began to scrub off some of the dirt that was on his 毛皮 before drying off a few 分钟 later. 由 then Shakey and Mooch had returned with what they set out to find, they all talked about varying things as Salty used the pinecone to straighten out Humphrey's fur. It took sometime but eventually Humphrey looked like he was an alpha for how tidy his 毛皮 looked, he thanked his 老友记 and thought he was all prepared however Salty had one 更多 thing to help his appearance.

Meanwhile Kate was having her 毛皮 straightened in the same way Humphrey was, only it was being done 由 her sister. To Kate this 日 so far felt very reminiscent of the morning when she was bound to be married to Garth. It was a beautiful sunny 日 and she sat out in front of her parents 巢穴, den, 书房 admiring the valley down below, but this time around she felt just as amazing on the inside. For this marriage was with the one she always desired in her life, it was what her 心 wanted and it wasn't being weighed down with guilt. Honestly she could feel 蝴蝶 within her, it wasn't because of the wedding itself but the fact that she was actually getting married to Humphrey.

She felt like how she did back when they first howled together back on the train, reality was gone and was replaced with the feeling of 爱情 which had pushed her to howl with him on that night. While at the time she thought it was only a howl, the moment ended up sealing their fate to be destined as mates. Their howls mixed perfectly, and when your howls do that 你 know you've found you're soul mate. Rank doesn't matter when it comes to that, and that's one of the things their 爱情 symbolized, that 爱情 has no restrictions. Her thoughts were interrupted when Lilly had finished combing the last of her fur.

"There that should be all of it" Lilly 说 before tossing the cone aside.

"Thank 你 Lilly" Kate replied before turning around to face her "So... how do I look?"

"Hold on, 你 need one 更多 thing" Lilly suddenly said, getting up and walking into the 巢穴, den, 书房 before quickly coming back out with a red 花 in her mouth.

Kate lowered her head down and Lilly stuck it behind her right ear, while the color 粉, 粉色 went well against her tan 毛皮 color Lilly thought red was a much better alternative. "Much better" Lilly 评论 stepping back.

"You think I'll impress Humphrey?" Kate asked looking at her with a smile.

Lilly shook her head "Trust me Kate 你 look amazing, I bet 你 Humphrey's jaw will drop when he sees 你 at the ceremony."

She giggled from the compliment "Thank 你 again for helping me get ready today Lilly" She said.

"Oh it was nothing, sisters help each other out and besides, 你 helped me get ready for my wedding so it's only fair that I help 你 with yours." Lilly replied.

"Yeah your right, well we got about two hours until we need to head down to the valley, let's head inside until mom and dad return." Kate 说 before getting up and heading into the cool den. The 日 was starting to warm up and she could already feel her 涂层, 外套 burning up from the sunlight. Lilly followed her sister inside and the two gossiped about 随意 girl things while they waited for Winston and Eve to 显示 up. Meanwhile with Humphrey things were going a little bit on the odd side.

"So tell me again why Shakey is rubbing pine needles on me?" Humphrey asked a 秒 time while Salty was applying a little idea he had to make him smell better, the experience wasn't exactly comforting.

"I told you, it's to give yourself a pleasant scent" Salty said

"Isn't this something only she-wolves do?" Jake added sitting beside him

"That's where I got the idea, call it weird all 你 want but you'll be thanking me later tonight when Kate complements 你 on how good 你 look." He argued, crossing his forelegs while saying so.

"Whatever, but couldn't 你 have picked something not sharp?" Humphrey said, twitching whenever he got poked sharply.

"Oh stop being a pup you're going to be a married 狼 soon and 你 说 你 wanted to impress Kate, besides the smell of pine better 《金装律师》 a male rather than 花 being the alternative choice."

It was obvious that Humphrey was just along for the ride at this point, he did ask them yesterday to help him get ready and that was just what they were doing. At least now he was 更多 relaxed and ready for the ceremony then compared to earlier this morning, of course he wanted to impress his 爱情 由 展示 how well he can clean up. However he was 更多 worried about messing up during the marriage ritual, he didn't really understand what 你 had to do during it so he planned to have Kate lead. Which could be a good thing 或者 a bad one, but he always liked to have Kate in charge, she was the alpha after all.

Time passed 由 as they all talked, Shakey finished with the pine needles and now Humphrey was as ready as he could be physically. On the inside he was still nervous but also excited that the wedding wasn't too long away from now. All that was left was to head down into the valley and wait for Kate to arrive and begin the ceremony. But it was a little too early to go so they stayed 由 the river to talk some 更多 about 随意 things which got his mind off of his worries, for now.

Back in the alpha 巢穴, den, 书房 Winston and Eve had just gotten back from visiting with Tony and discussing leadership stuff. It was perfect timing because Kate and Lilly had run out of things to gossip about and turned their attention towards their parents.

"Oh Kate 你 look so beautiful" Eve 说 upon seeing her daughter all clean and well groomed.

"Thanks mom, Lilly did a good job didn't she?" Kate replied with a smile while looking at her forelegs and sides.

"I'll say, 你 girls sure know how to make yourselves look good for the boys." She 说 smiling as well.

"Yeah well I wanted to make sure I would impress Humphrey when go get to see him." Kate stated.

Winston lightly laughed before replying "I don't think you'll have to do much to impress him dear, on the other paw I'm sure he's working hard to impress you."

"He doesn't have to impress me, just that fact that I get to marry him and spend the rest of my life with him is enough to satisfy me." Kate said.

"I'm glad 你 feel that way about him, I may not express it enough but Humphrey has always been me of our best 狼 even if he is an omega." Eve said. "And I'm happy to see 你 two as a happy couple."

"Thanks mom, thankfully the mess of the past is all over now" Kate replied, briefly thinking about all that has happened that has gotten her to this very moment.

Just then Garth entered the 巢穴, den, 书房 and was quickly hugged 由 Lilly "Hey everyone sorry I'm late, dad kept me busy on the other side of the territory for a bit." He 说 stopping in front of them.

"Hey Garth, well now that everyone's here let's get going" Winston 说 happily.

"Wow it's time already?" Kate asked

"Yeah darling, everyone's already gathered down in the valley waiting for us." Eve replied

Kate took a deep breath before exiting the 巢穴, den, 书房 with her family following behind her, this was it for her. She was walking right towards the moment that would 密封 her dream life forever, no worries held her down other than the floaty feeling within her stomach. There were no regrets on her mind, this was what she truly wanted, and Humphrey was the 狼 she would grow old and eventually start a family with. The best part was that their 爱情 wasn't forbidden anymore and they could stay in their forever 首页 of Jasper Park.

Down in the valley 狼 were silently talking amongst each other while they awaited the arrival of the bride's family. Just like as planned there were only a dozen 或者 so 狼 in attendance to the wedding. Among them being Tony, Salty, Shakey, Mooch, Jake, Hutch, Candu, Vik, and Sally. Humphrey stood silently to one side of the flat rock thinking to himself, he tapped his paw ever now and then as he waited for Kate to 显示 up. On his mind was the same thing Kate had, this was the big moment, and he was sealing his dream girl as his forever mate. Something that took so much time to get to and something he can hardly believe every time he really thinks about the past. The 分钟 passed 由 and suddenly there was Kate and the rest of her family emerging from the 树 line some distance away.

It was almost like slow motion as Kate got closer and closer, Humphrey couldn't help but smile big at the sight of his 爱情 and boy did she look beautiful. The sun was just right and it made her 毛皮 glow like fire, the red 花 only adding to the effect. The crowd became silent as soon as everyone noticed the five 狼 approach the flat stone platform. Kate stepped up on 最佳, 返回页首 of it and stopped a foot 或者 so from Humphrey while the rest of the family took a spot to sit nearby. Kate's smile was just as big as Humphrey and he couldn't help but let out a slight chuckle.

"You look amazing Kate" He whispered to her.

She giggled quietly "Thank 你 Humphrey, 你 look very amazing as well." She whispered back, she couldn't believe how different and handsome he looked with his 毛皮 all straight.

There was a few moments of silence after that, their eyes being locked together and just taking in the moment of being within each other's presence after a while. Eventually the reality that they were in the middle of their marriage set in and Kate took a breath and decided to begin.

"Alright do 你 want to start first 或者 me?" She said

"You start" Humphrey said, still smiling holding to his plan of having her lead.

She nodded and leaned in to smell along one side of his muzzle as a part of accepting his scent. Humphrey leaned in as well doing the same thing she did, her scent being the same it always had, sweet. Kate meanwhile caught the hint of pine mixed with his scent which she liked on 最佳, 返回页首 of the scent she smelled whenever she was within his embrace. They both pulled away and Kate went right into the 下一个 step, Humphrey continued to follow along through the various tasks until eventually the last but most important one came along which he already knew about. They both closed their eyes and leaned in, their muzzles inching closer and closer together. There was no holding back between any of them for as soon as their lips met their lives would be what they always wanted them to be.

Humphrey almost thought he missed but suddenly a spark ran through his body when he finally felt Kate's nose connect with his. Kate didn't want the moment to end and continued to 吻乐队(Kiss) him, both putting passion behind he affection. Howls, cheers, and applause erupted from the crowd and the 爱人 pulled back even though they still wanted to keep going, but there was time to make up for that later. They were now officially married as one and there was nothing that was going to separate them now. They both turned to face the crowd in front of them and before they knew it 狼 surrounded them saying congratulations and their best wishes. During all the commotion they both looked at each other again, they have had smiles throughout this entire experience and there was defiantly no chance of it stopping now. 狼 began to leave to head to the 巢穴, den, 书房 grounds where a pack 晚餐 was planned as a celebration party.

"Oh Kate I still can't believe were actually mates now" Humphrey 说 noticing they were no longer the center of attention for now.

"Get used to it sweetie, because I'm not leaving your side" Kate replied leaning close to him

"I wouldn't have it any other way" Humphrey 说 giving her a lick on the cheek.

"I 爱情 you"

"I 爱情 你 too Kate, come on, we may be finally married but the party is only beginning!" Humphrey 说 happily before rubbing alongside her and walking towards the slope that let up to the 巢穴, den, 书房 grounds. However he didn't get far until he was tacked down onto the ground 由 Kate.

"Oh no 你 don't mister! I wasn't done expressing my happiness for this moment to you." She 说 standing above him while he lied on his back.

All he could do was chuckle from her action before she leaned down and kissed him, they stayed like this for a good 分钟 或者 so until Kate was finally satisfied and pulled back and let out a happy sigh. Humphrey on the other hand was in a complete daze and didn't even realize that she had pulled back and began to walk away a bit.

Kate stopped and looked back behind her to notice he was still lying on the 草 and looking up at the sky, she shook her head "You coming hot stuff? We got a party to get to" She giggled.

"Coming my love..." Humphrey 说 getting up on his paws only to stumble a bit since he still hadn't come back to earth just yet.

Kate quickly got 由 his side to catch him from falling and giggled again before the two finally set off to meet up with the others who were already waiting for them at the 巢穴, den, 书房 grounds. The wedding may be over but the night had only just begun, as well as the beginning of a long and happy life between Kate and Humphrey, the two 狼 who risked it all just to be together.

爱情 is our resistance...

-THE END-
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A/N: Firstly I want to say congrats to LoverWolfs1121, 你 were the 100th reviewer! So brings the end to another story which I slowly finished up, but 你 all still stuck with me through it. Thank 你 for taking the time to read this and all I can say is "Yay it's finally over!", I was running out of ideas at the end but thankfully I found some fun ones to add in to make this last chapter great. Now there will NOT be a sequel, why? Because this story is already long enough and that's all there really is to it, hell it's nearly as long as Runaways!

Besides I got new short story ideas to peruse as well as another big story that's truly out there in terms of originality. I'm not going to say much 更多 but if 你 go to my 个人资料 here on Fanfiction 你 will find 更多 info about this story that's called "Omegas Pride" at the moment. It's not set in stone yet, I'm still debating whether 或者 not to go with it so it may never come out but the idea is still there if 你 want to check it out.

Other than that I have to say that this story was a great success and your guy's support helped greatly, I would name off names but I would end up putting every single one in this note, haha. Anyway go ahead and review and tell me your opinion of the story as a whole, thanks again and I will see 你 in the 下一个 story!
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
Chaoter 7: Growing Up
**Authors Note- So, from the feedback I got from the last chapter, the idea of Hutch being paired with Claw didn't go over so well. But please trust me, it'll all become clearer as the story progresses**
    It has been six months since Hutch had met Claw, and in fact he lived up to what he had said. Every night he would sneak out and visit her, which he enjoyed very much. Although some nights, Tiberius would have them do faux hunts, 或者 play their little game of 'hide-and-seek', which Hutch would always win. Claw didn't mind though, it made all the better...
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
Chapter 4: Red Moon
**Aruthors Note- WARNING- this chapter contains blood and death, and is designed to be as 说 as possible. If 你 wish 你 may skip it, but it is not recomended. (Please note that the following events will have nothing to do with the plot of Blackjack's story.) Viewer discretion is advised.**
    Hutch walked 下一个 to Saide as they followed Winston and Felix to the howling rock. The moon was starting to rise, and there had been no sign of Roxa. As much as Hutch wanted to say something, he didn't. He figured he could finally get some peace and quiet without...
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posted by lonehumphrey
Suscripe and 粉丝 me
And enjoy





" nooooo" Kate yelled. Cando was already 4 inches in his leg . Winston 3 inches in his chest and eve1 inch in his neck. " stop kate yelled knocking eve off Nathan then cando and winston " mom hes nice hes good and worth saving please help me " Kate pleaded with tears in her eyes. Eve looked at nethan who was In a blood pool already from his new and 前一个 wounds. " ok bring him here" than Nathan saw blackness.

When Nathan woke up he would have jumped but he couldn't move. " what happened I cant 移动 ." Oh when me my mate and cando almost killed you.Kate perswaded...
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It was a hot humid 日 in Jasper Park. Greg, the head alpha could not stand to hear his mate, Lea, cry in pain and agony as she was giving birth. Greg had high hopes for an alpha son. That was the only thing he actually cared about. He trotted into the cave and sat beside his mate.


"Is he out yet?" he asked in a stern voice.


"No....Not yet.... dear...." Lea grunted as she pushed in labor.


One of Greg's head betas was assisting in the birth they immediately shooed him out of the 巢穴, den, 书房 and he waited. Finally he was called in. Greg stood up straight and marched into his den. he looked at his mate...
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嘿 everyone, here's chapter 2! Enjoy! Don't forget to comment, if 你 don't, I'll find you.


(Early 下一个 morning)

“Rise and shine sleeping beauty!” Hutch yelled into Humphrey’s ear making him jump. Humphrey looked groggily up at Hutch.

“Let me sleep.” He 说 and plopped back down. Hutch picked Humphrey up 由 the scruff of his neck.

“Sorry man, 你 wanted to learn how to hunt, so 你 have to get up early.” He told him. Humphrey groaned as he walked beside Hutch. After a while of walking Humphrey remembered that Sweets wanted to watch him.

“Hey Hutch, can we go 由 Sweets den,...
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*Contains Sexual Content*
Kate And I Were having Fun Going Outside And Taking Showers ETC. One Night Kate Was Tired and i Put Her Into My 床, 床上 And She Was In Belief
"Good Night Kate" Then i Kisses Her On her face
(at 11:00 P.M)
I Layled 下一个 To Kate And She woke Up wanna to see who it Was.
"Hey Katie It just me babe" *I Kisses Her And Touched Her G-Spot*
Kate Moans In Pressure " Oh Jhordan" Kate Moaned Replied
" 你 Like That Katie babe?" I Asked Her
"Oh Yes Do it Some More" She 说 To Me
* I Licked Her G-Spot and it Tasted Pretty Good*
" Oh Jhordan I'm Gonna..."
*Kate Spilled Her Juices Out Her G-Spot*...
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After eating 晚餐 I led Kate from the cafeteria to my 最喜爱的 place on campus, the library. A quiet air conditioned building where i could kick back and relax with my girl and have great internet access to utilize my 最喜爱的 sites. Fanpop, Facebook, TacomaWorld, YouTube, and South Park studio's full episode player where I could watch any episode of South Park free of charge! I sat down at my 最喜爱的 computer and logged on to YouTube first, then my email, and finally Fanpop. After about 10 分钟 all of my good 老友记 were chatting with me.
The A&O club was at war with a troll and...
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posted by Xero_Pyramid206
 Katie Herself
Katie Herself
Name: Katie Ashton

Age: 18

Rank: Omega

Children: Blaze, Alessa, Shadow.

Sex Female

Mate: Xero_Pyramid206 (Chris Ashton)

Likes: Chris, Beer, Cigarettes, Books, Movies, Video Games, Hunting, Sex, Swimming, Sleeping, Annoying Chris, masturbating. Chocolate

Fetish: 屁股 Worship, Drowning, Underwater, Breathplay, and a few others.


Dislikes: Anyone who is seen as a threat to the club, trolls, THE troll, VengenceWolf, A&O Haters, Ignorant spoiled Bratty children, Immaturity, people at Chris' School, no sex. Chris' early orgasams. 浓情巧克力 Haters.


Music: Eminem, Rock, Country, Death Metal, Epic Scores

Video...
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posted by WolfRaider577
It was 11:50pm Humphrey,salty,shaky,and mooch were at game stop first in line for the midnight release of MW3 Good thing i preordered it Humphrey 说 when it was midnight they were the 1st ones to buy it Humphrey got it for PS3 and X box 360 While salty, shaky, and mooch got it for X box 360 They also bought mtn dew mw3 game fuel For tomorrow. The 下一个 日 Kate went to his 巢穴, den, 书房 and told him were going to the 电影院 Humphrey OK he said. When he was hunting with his M16A4 assault 步枪 He saw the eastern wolves(unit2) in position and told them on radio MW3 party at my house They sent the message...
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my pov

kate and humphrey were talking to each other when we heard a gun shot. I ran to the sound it was deep in the woods. When we found it at first we couldnt find what was shot but then we saw something grey and bloody i went over and took it out of the 衬套, 布什 and my 心 stopped. Kate was crying so loud i couldnt think we saw winston kates dad dead in the bush. i was all bloody because of picking up the body kate was crying so loud that hutch and cando came over and yelled "how dare 你 kill the leader of our pack" i 说 "it wasnt me!" but then cando threw a rock at my head knocking me out....
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Me and Kate were going down to the lake to have a picnic at night. When we were walking to the lake we were talking again about who we thought would lead the pack we walked up the 爬坡道, 小山 and saw the shining lake and she smiled we then sat down and i talked about what its like to be an omega because she 说 she forgot. i was talking about the dens and how much fun it was to break up fights and be fun loving and not so high maintenance all the time. i set up the meat and the water in bowl shaped wood, i laughed and looked into her beautiful eyes and kissed her she climbed on me and we kept kissing...
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posted by ScarAlpha
Rich: Remmington 870 泵 action & FN Five seveN
Colby: FN FAL & FN Five seveN
Uriah: M4 SOPMOD & FN Five seveN
Brandon: FN P90 & FN Five seveN
Trudy: M9
Penny: MP5 & FN Five seveN
Jonathon(Transformer): M16 & FN Five seveN
Phil(alphakate21): AK-47 & FN Five seveN
Johannes(Alue26): 德拉古诺夫, dragunov SVD & FN Five seveN
Jason(jbiehl): M249 S.A.W. & FN Five seveN


Anyone else that wants to help with my rescue, post your name, a description, and a primary weapon and a sidearm. I'll let 你 know on if the 枪 are okay. (No revolvers)

Also, tell me if 你 want like a grenade launcher 或者 a masterkey shotgun 或者 something on your gun...
I've got a whole 列表 of attachments that we can use.
(this song is dedicated to katealphawolf but is written 由 metalwolf and metalwolf only. Do not attempt to defile the song 或者 I will slowly rip off your limbs and eat them with my beloved Crystal)

Chorus:
HOWL WITH ME!!!! (when it's time to die)
GO TO HEAVEN WITH ME!!!! (when it's time to die)
FUCK WITH ME!!!!! (when it's time to die)
We fly and we drive and we 吻乐队(Kiss) and we howl
I dont deny, I don't strive,
stick to 你 like glue!
Howling in heaven with you!

Verse 1:
The judge has decided that I am not worth
The life I've been 给 that bloats in this girth
The grim reaper takes me away from this earth...
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Authors Note-I'm going to try and wright this as best I can I could use help ith ideas I'm short on them.
I remember walking with Kate down to the moonlight howl and we were stopped for a 秒 and we looked up and I saw the man that would change my life and his name is Garth. But I'm hopeing u already know how we met. So I woke up the 日 after the moonlight howl when I heard Garths beautiful howl, I woke I'm up 由 shaking him a few times.

"Garthy baby get up honey"

"Uhh okay baby"

So Garth rolled over moved the 毛皮 away from my left eye and kissed me

"U know honey I 爱情 seeing ur beautiful eyes"

"Oh"I 说 blushing

So we got out of 床, 床上 and Garth went to go get 食物 while I sat doing absolutely nothing.
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NOTE: Just to clear things up, this is somewhat a sequel to the Final Destination crossover 由 Igtar77, his most 最近的 chapter was the prequel to the Dante's Inferno crossover. One 更多 thing. This was written for pure entertainment, not for religious purpose.


*3 Days After Kate's Encounter With Death*

Kate walked on, hoping to find a place to rest for the night. On her back was the scythe she 偷了 from death himself. She laughed at how she made death plea for life, how Ironic. The scythe itself was pretty light, and for some reason it stuck to her back and she was able to easily reach...
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Well, guys, this Is the Balto fanfic where I'm working at since a couple of years!!! I'm posting all the chapters here, but one at a time!!!!

Here's the first chapter!!!

Balto, Jenna, Aleu, Boris and all the others are property of Universal Pictures, I do not own the rights to them.

Barrow, Celeste and Ewan are the property of Kelev.

Martin, Jack, Jeanne, Trace, Marian, Oregon and Chelsea are the property of Alue26 (me).

The 标题 of the fanfic is leaned from the Michel Valiant comic ‘The Hell behind the Circuit’, property of Jean and Philippe Graton. I do not own the right to them.

The song...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
(Bear in mind that I really did go to Alabama, and the story that I tell is one hundred percent true)

(June 27, 2011)

After an exhilarating 日 of screwing around on the beaches of Fort Morgan, Alabama, we were all dog tired.
Scar, Kate, and I retreated from the rapidly chilling ocean breeze into the warmth and safety of our rented beachfront property.
Scar and Kate lounged around on the 长椅, 沙发 while I prepared dinner; 牛扒, 牛排 for the 狼 and a supreme 比萨, 比萨饼 for moi. The succulent meaty aroma of steaks mixing with the dough and toppings on the 比萨, 比萨饼 made all of our mouths water.

Once the food...
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