(This happened between 1 & 2)
Lilly and Garth were just about to visit Humphrey and Kates den. Lilly wanted to see how Kate was doing. Garth didn't really want to see Humphrey cause they seem to have nothing in common. "Hey just try being 老友记 with him and see what he likes, 你 might have something in common." Lilly said. "Yea I can try..." he rolled his eyes. "GARTH!" Lilly shouted at Garth. "Sorry honey..." Garth said. "Please? For me?" Lilly 说 展示 him her beautiful eyes. "OK babe." He smiles. Once they got there Kate greeted Garth and Lilly. Kate lead them to the living room. They all were sitting and Kate and Lilly were talking. "Hey wanna come and help get some berries?" Kate said. "Sure sis." She smiled and they went outside and left Garth and Humphrey alone. "... so... Garth... hows your week?" Humphrey asked. "It was good." Garth said. "OK... hm... log slide?" Humphrey said. "No... Hunting?" Garth said. "No... Berries?" Humphrey said. "No... Sports?" Garth said. "No..." Humphrey said. And at the same time they both 说 "Porn?" Then they both gasped. "Holy shit!" Humphrey said. "Yea man there we go!" They both laughed and started talking about it.
And that's how they became 老友记 :)
Lilly and Garth were just about to visit Humphrey and Kates den. Lilly wanted to see how Kate was doing. Garth didn't really want to see Humphrey cause they seem to have nothing in common. "Hey just try being 老友记 with him and see what he likes, 你 might have something in common." Lilly said. "Yea I can try..." he rolled his eyes. "GARTH!" Lilly shouted at Garth. "Sorry honey..." Garth said. "Please? For me?" Lilly 说 展示 him her beautiful eyes. "OK babe." He smiles. Once they got there Kate greeted Garth and Lilly. Kate lead them to the living room. They all were sitting and Kate and Lilly were talking. "Hey wanna come and help get some berries?" Kate said. "Sure sis." She smiled and they went outside and left Garth and Humphrey alone. "... so... Garth... hows your week?" Humphrey asked. "It was good." Garth said. "OK... hm... log slide?" Humphrey said. "No... Hunting?" Garth said. "No... Berries?" Humphrey said. "No... Sports?" Garth said. "No..." Humphrey said. And at the same time they both 说 "Porn?" Then they both gasped. "Holy shit!" Humphrey said. "Yea man there we go!" They both laughed and started talking about it.
And that's how they became 老友记 :)
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when 给 a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has 迷失 of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when 给 a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has 迷失 of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck 你 talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, 嘿 Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do 你 mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for 你 not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 年 LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 年 LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I 爱情 it when Humphrey dances. And his 唱歌 is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I 爱情 these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I 爱情 the 秒 one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do 你 have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I 爱情 it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I 爱情 it when Humphrey dances. And his 唱歌 is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I 爱情 these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I 爱情 the 秒 one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do 你 have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I 爱情 it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
嘿 this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a 日 and maybe 2 on weekends
one 日 on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to 移动 i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one 日 on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to 移动 i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
