well, another 年 and another "Swan Princess" movie's coming out... and we get a trailer... where the hell to start? well, i'll start 由 saying: why, Crest? couldn't 你 just, oh i don't know, stop the franchise at the third movie? that would've been 10x times better. but no, they just had to butcher the franchise with a god awful fourth movie, and now they're making another one....
so yeah, like 你 can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again 由 Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice 或者 whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped 由 giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think 天鹅 Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and 你 can tell i'm not looking 前锋, 期待 to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already 发布 the trailer in here, and 你 guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the 动画片 actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, 嘿 at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the 动画片 might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and 你 can clearly see that the background moves but the 马 DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when 你 can't even get your characters to 移动 properly? it was just awkward. the 模特 still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her 或者 drown her 或者 whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the 动画片 might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
so yeah, like 你 can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again 由 Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice 或者 whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped 由 giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think 天鹅 Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and 你 can tell i'm not looking 前锋, 期待 to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already 发布 the trailer in here, and 你 guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the 动画片 actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, 嘿 at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the 动画片 might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and 你 can clearly see that the background moves but the 马 DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when 你 can't even get your characters to 移动 properly? it was just awkward. the 模特 still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her 或者 drown her 或者 whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the 动画片 might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
WELCOME, TO PAW STEEL 3!!!
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
GARTH VS. STEELE!!!
WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garth was just going on a cruise! same as steele. but they were just sitting right 由 each other.
"my fucking god this is the life!!!" garth said. "tell me about it!" steele said. they were just eating. then a lady 狼 just came and gave a check. "that will be 40$ for the food." the lady said. "here let me pay this!" steele said. "no let me pay it!" garth said. "dont worry i got this!" steele said. " i feel bad cause my 食物 was 更多 expenceive, just let go the check!" garth said. "dude let me pay it!" steele said. then they were pulling it from each other. "LET GO OF THE CHECK!" garth 说 with a strong growl. "no im not letting go this thing!" steele said. they looked at each other. then steele threw the 表 and they both stood.
to be continued. sorry didnt had time
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
GARTH VS. STEELE!!!
WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garth was just going on a cruise! same as steele. but they were just sitting right 由 each other.
"my fucking god this is the life!!!" garth said. "tell me about it!" steele said. they were just eating. then a lady 狼 just came and gave a check. "that will be 40$ for the food." the lady said. "here let me pay this!" steele said. "no let me pay it!" garth said. "dont worry i got this!" steele said. " i feel bad cause my 食物 was 更多 expenceive, just let go the check!" garth said. "dude let me pay it!" steele said. then they were pulling it from each other. "LET GO OF THE CHECK!" garth 说 with a strong growl. "no im not letting go this thing!" steele said. they looked at each other. then steele threw the 表 and they both stood.
to be continued. sorry didnt had time
It was a warm cozy evening, Kate and Humphrey were already in bed. Every thing was well, for a little while. They had their door locked and all of sudden the door was shaking. Kate stirred and then woke up. She saw the door, and freaked out. She woke Humphrey to take a look. He went to the door, shaking with a butcher 刀 he always kept in his drawer, Kate heard someone calling her name, and began to cry. Humphrey approached his door, his 心 pounding, wanting to cry, but before he could open it the door opened 由 itself.
Well I was going through a movie theater and a found a book that had realease days of movies. While going through it I found alpha and omega 2. It 说 realease 日期 April/1/2013.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary 说 and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their 首页 from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good 问题 and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary 说 and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their 首页 from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good 问题 and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
The plot is also crap. It's a cheap ripoff remake of The Lion King but with bears and wolves. LAZY. A&O 8 also manages to rip off other 电影院 like Open Season and even some of the past A&O 电影院 (particularly the original and A Howl-iday Adventure).
And don't get me started on Princess Canue. At least the other bears look like fucking bears. I don't know what the hell is up with Canue and that ugly-ass hairstyle. Not much to complain about character-wise but she's pretty hard to look at.
I don't recommend it. It's not Dino Digs BAD. It's not even The Great 狼 Games BAD, but it's still bad. I give it a solid D. Way to go, Tom Kane... NOT.
