A furry's life
Part one: Tom foolery
Light slowly seeped through the green, floral patterned blinds. The birds began to sing, the sun began to rise, and all through that, I had to piss like a waterlogged mule. My name is Seth. At sixteen, I'm already sleeping with my girlfriend and she's moved in with me. My parents aren't around much, and we're rich so i'm not suffering. I've got messy blond and black bangs, blue eyes deep like sea, and 毛皮 so silky smooth 你 could call it... Well, silk. I'm what 你 would call a cat. I live on the seaside in a penthouse near the beach. My, 或者 our, penthouse, because I share it with my gal, Lucy, is made mainly of a white rock. It's warm because of the glass too! Annnd, the fact that we live in Cali. Lucy is quite a looker! She's got "lakey" green eyes, with white and black fur. She is a cat also. So back to where I was.
I was lying in 床, 床上 and as 你 already know, I needed to piss very badly. The walk to the bathroom was long, as my bedroom was big, and the hallway was long, the 厨房 was huge, and the bathroom was on the other end of the kitchen. THere was a soft purring from beside me. Lucy slept peacefully, with the blankets pulled up high. I felt the urge to hug her but I needed to PEE SO DAMN BAD! And Lucy would kill me if she caught me going in the sink again! Okay, just think unsexy thoughts... Smart cars... Fat surfers... Steve Buscemi... Nursing homes... Lucy rolled over and she put one arm over my chest. Her hand went down the covers and then I felt it going down my pants. "Oh hey... What's this- Mmm..." She whispered. Oh God. No, no, NO!!! BACK OFF WOMAN!
Lucy stretched her long slender body. She got up and turned to the mirror in front of her dresser. She was naked. She looked around calmly for her clothes. She tossed each 服装 into her laundry basket and then took out some other things to wear. She ended up blue skinny jeans and a zoo york 衬衫 that stopped at her stomach. She sat up from her bed, where she was dressing. Her tail left ripples on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the bedsheet. Typical... She thought as she opened the blinds. He leaves me to do all the work in the- Her train of thought was interrupted when she walked outside of the room and 冶炼, 闻到 bacon. SSSSSS... She HEARD bacon. She lightly jogged up to the 厨房 entrance. Yeah. 培根 was being made. But... SHe walked through. "Morning!" Came my voice. She obviously didn't expect me to be making her breakfast. Was I that bad?
I told Lucy to sit down at our expensive clear glass table. She did as she was told, and waiting expectantly. I made sure to sizzle the 培根 longer then usual as she loved it crunchy. When 你 live with a person long enough 你 pick up things, right? I dropped her plate infront of her. Eggs were layed out in the front, and 培根 was in the back. A plate with a slice of toasted and buttered 面包 sat on the side. Delicious looking if I do say so myself... I went to get a fork and glass and dropped it 由 her. I got the 橙子, 橙色 juice, and dropped it there too. In the middle of pouring juice, she looked up and asked, "Okay... What's all this about?" I pretended to look surprised. "I'm sorry?" "What's this about? Usually 你 need me to wake your 屁股 and make 你 breakfast..." "Nothing is all! I just wanted to make a switch this morning..." She laughed. "I'm just waiting until the other shoe drops..." I laughed. What I really wanted to do, was to teach her how to surf.
Ahhh, surfing. The snowboarding of the sea. I've been a pestilance to her for the last week about wanting to teach her. She always had an excuse for not wanting to, but deep down I knew she was a bit scared. And that was fine! I was scared the first time too! I figured if I got her in a good mood, I could ask her if she wanted to go to the cove, (A huge plaza of different beachside stores) and sign her up for surfing lessons. She was SUPER stingy with cash, despite we had tons of it. My hypothesis was that she would be forced to go for lessons, so i didn't have to get clawed again. It went like this.
"Come on Lucy!" "No." "Come on Lucy!" "No!" "Come on," I picked her up and slung her across my shoulder. "Ah! Hey!" She began pounding at my shoulder. "Put, me," She unsheathed her claws. "Down!" SHe dug them into my back. We didn't talk for the rest of the day, yesterday. Until she apologized and we made up. That's the good thing about her. She's so nice that she won't stay mad at 你 for 更多 then six hours. 由 the first ten 分钟 I'll have forgiven but I like to wait just in case. She'll be all sucky and hold 你 alot, and then start 接吻 your neck, and cheek. It just goes from there.
Also, today is my birthday. So I'm kind of hoping that that will have an impact on the result of my forced teaching methods. I'm also expecting some special treatment from her... She likes to wait and surprise me so I'm kind of excited at what she'll dish out tonight. "So Seth, I'm just going to have a shower, and then we can get on with our 日期 at the plaza..." She smiled sweetly. She kissed me on the cheek and whispered, "My birthday boy..." She smiled again and walked off. I then glanced down at her plate. What the hell? That girl can EAT! It's all fricking gone!
FIve 分钟 later, Lucy was finishing her shower, when her phone rang. I walked over to it, and the caller I.D read "mom". Cool. This could really be my lucky break to get back at her for scratching me yesterday. Not that I'm mad, just that I want to make a little joke like she did to me... Nothing malicious... I opened it up and hit call, which at this point meant answer. "Hey mrs. Black..." Unbeknowst to me, Lucy opened the door. "Hmmm? Oh no... Lucy's not here. But she's been in the 卫生间, 洗手间 for a long time. And there are tons of funny noises and smells," I felt something tap my shoulder. I turned around to see a furious Lucy Black, fully dressed and soaking wet hair. "Oh damn..." I said, barely anything 更多 then a whisper. And with that, I dropped the phone and was out the door.
Part one: Tom foolery
Light slowly seeped through the green, floral patterned blinds. The birds began to sing, the sun began to rise, and all through that, I had to piss like a waterlogged mule. My name is Seth. At sixteen, I'm already sleeping with my girlfriend and she's moved in with me. My parents aren't around much, and we're rich so i'm not suffering. I've got messy blond and black bangs, blue eyes deep like sea, and 毛皮 so silky smooth 你 could call it... Well, silk. I'm what 你 would call a cat. I live on the seaside in a penthouse near the beach. My, 或者 our, penthouse, because I share it with my gal, Lucy, is made mainly of a white rock. It's warm because of the glass too! Annnd, the fact that we live in Cali. Lucy is quite a looker! She's got "lakey" green eyes, with white and black fur. She is a cat also. So back to where I was.
I was lying in 床, 床上 and as 你 already know, I needed to piss very badly. The walk to the bathroom was long, as my bedroom was big, and the hallway was long, the 厨房 was huge, and the bathroom was on the other end of the kitchen. THere was a soft purring from beside me. Lucy slept peacefully, with the blankets pulled up high. I felt the urge to hug her but I needed to PEE SO DAMN BAD! And Lucy would kill me if she caught me going in the sink again! Okay, just think unsexy thoughts... Smart cars... Fat surfers... Steve Buscemi... Nursing homes... Lucy rolled over and she put one arm over my chest. Her hand went down the covers and then I felt it going down my pants. "Oh hey... What's this- Mmm..." She whispered. Oh God. No, no, NO!!! BACK OFF WOMAN!
Lucy stretched her long slender body. She got up and turned to the mirror in front of her dresser. She was naked. She looked around calmly for her clothes. She tossed each 服装 into her laundry basket and then took out some other things to wear. She ended up blue skinny jeans and a zoo york 衬衫 that stopped at her stomach. She sat up from her bed, where she was dressing. Her tail left ripples on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the bedsheet. Typical... She thought as she opened the blinds. He leaves me to do all the work in the- Her train of thought was interrupted when she walked outside of the room and 冶炼, 闻到 bacon. SSSSSS... She HEARD bacon. She lightly jogged up to the 厨房 entrance. Yeah. 培根 was being made. But... SHe walked through. "Morning!" Came my voice. She obviously didn't expect me to be making her breakfast. Was I that bad?
I told Lucy to sit down at our expensive clear glass table. She did as she was told, and waiting expectantly. I made sure to sizzle the 培根 longer then usual as she loved it crunchy. When 你 live with a person long enough 你 pick up things, right? I dropped her plate infront of her. Eggs were layed out in the front, and 培根 was in the back. A plate with a slice of toasted and buttered 面包 sat on the side. Delicious looking if I do say so myself... I went to get a fork and glass and dropped it 由 her. I got the 橙子, 橙色 juice, and dropped it there too. In the middle of pouring juice, she looked up and asked, "Okay... What's all this about?" I pretended to look surprised. "I'm sorry?" "What's this about? Usually 你 need me to wake your 屁股 and make 你 breakfast..." "Nothing is all! I just wanted to make a switch this morning..." She laughed. "I'm just waiting until the other shoe drops..." I laughed. What I really wanted to do, was to teach her how to surf.
Ahhh, surfing. The snowboarding of the sea. I've been a pestilance to her for the last week about wanting to teach her. She always had an excuse for not wanting to, but deep down I knew she was a bit scared. And that was fine! I was scared the first time too! I figured if I got her in a good mood, I could ask her if she wanted to go to the cove, (A huge plaza of different beachside stores) and sign her up for surfing lessons. She was SUPER stingy with cash, despite we had tons of it. My hypothesis was that she would be forced to go for lessons, so i didn't have to get clawed again. It went like this.
"Come on Lucy!" "No." "Come on Lucy!" "No!" "Come on," I picked her up and slung her across my shoulder. "Ah! Hey!" She began pounding at my shoulder. "Put, me," She unsheathed her claws. "Down!" SHe dug them into my back. We didn't talk for the rest of the day, yesterday. Until she apologized and we made up. That's the good thing about her. She's so nice that she won't stay mad at 你 for 更多 then six hours. 由 the first ten 分钟 I'll have forgiven but I like to wait just in case. She'll be all sucky and hold 你 alot, and then start 接吻 your neck, and cheek. It just goes from there.
Also, today is my birthday. So I'm kind of hoping that that will have an impact on the result of my forced teaching methods. I'm also expecting some special treatment from her... She likes to wait and surprise me so I'm kind of excited at what she'll dish out tonight. "So Seth, I'm just going to have a shower, and then we can get on with our 日期 at the plaza..." She smiled sweetly. She kissed me on the cheek and whispered, "My birthday boy..." She smiled again and walked off. I then glanced down at her plate. What the hell? That girl can EAT! It's all fricking gone!
FIve 分钟 later, Lucy was finishing her shower, when her phone rang. I walked over to it, and the caller I.D read "mom". Cool. This could really be my lucky break to get back at her for scratching me yesterday. Not that I'm mad, just that I want to make a little joke like she did to me... Nothing malicious... I opened it up and hit call, which at this point meant answer. "Hey mrs. Black..." Unbeknowst to me, Lucy opened the door. "Hmmm? Oh no... Lucy's not here. But she's been in the 卫生间, 洗手间 for a long time. And there are tons of funny noises and smells," I felt something tap my shoulder. I turned around to see a furious Lucy Black, fully dressed and soaking wet hair. "Oh damn..." I said, barely anything 更多 then a whisper. And with that, I dropped the phone and was out the door.
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one 日 Winston found out his 最喜爱的 shirt's 领, 衣领 had brown stains on it and 说 "Hey 你 idiots! I told 你 to wash my 衬衫 properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and 说 "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty 茶 cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.
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Name: Huxley
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple 老友记 in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other 老友记 include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His 最喜爱的 nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add 更多 later!
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple 老友记 in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other 老友记 include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His 最喜爱的 nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add 更多 later!