The 下一个 morning, I didn’t find Humphrey 下一个 to me. I first thought he was in the bathroom, but the lights were out.
“Humphrey!” I called.
I went to the garage. Sure enough, he was. Bella and Humphrey were talking and rubbing noses.
“Hey, Humphrey! 嘿 Bella girl!”
“Hey, man! I was just talking to Bella. She is a very awesome dog!”
I approached the two of them, “She sure is!”
I kissed all over her face like I always do. I 爱情 her very much.
“I’ll just leave 你 two to chat.”
I left and Bella and Humphrey continued to talk.
“Uriah has been very good to me. I 爱情 him in many ways, and He is the perfect owner!”
“Really?”
“Well, he could let me in the house 更多 often, and possibly leave the door open for longer, but besides that, he’s good.”
“How long have 你 two been with each other?”
“About three years, I was about one when he got me, and yeah. You’re so lucky to be able to mate with him. With me, It would be like mating with my brother.”
“You’re a very sweet and loving dog worthy to have him.”
“You are making my opinion on 狼 better. I’m actually starting to like 狼 now.”
Humphrey rubbed Bella’s back, “I 爱情 you! Well, as a friend!”
“I 爱情 你 as an in-law.”
“In-laws hate each other.”
“Then as a friend.”
Humphrey left the 车库 and came to me.
That 日 came and went. Now the 下一个 日 is what happened. Alex and I were hanging around along with another one of my friends, Austin.
“What do 你 think of him?” Austin asked pointing to Alex.
“He’s gay!” I joked.
“I’m not gay, bitch!” Alex also joked about the 婊子, 子 part.
He kicked me lightly, just as play, but a campus monitor saw this and brought Alex back.
“God, both of us were just playing,” I said.
“What just happened?” Humphrey asked.
“He got pulled away because we were joking with each other.”
“Oh.”
The campus monitor came back over, “You called him gay?”
“Just as a joke, we were joking with each other.”
“Both of 你 to the office.”
Humphrey tried to follow us but she stopped him, “You can’t go.”
Alex and I both wrote the incident 报道 and talked to Mr. Braxton, my Vice Principal. We both had Detention Monday.
“God we got detention for horseplay!”
“Whoever made these rules are a bitch!” Alex said.
I laughed, “Good one!” I 说 as I high fived him.
I got to class, “What happened?” Humphrey asked.
“I got detention.”
“Aww, I’ll cheer 你 up tonight!”
“SWEET!” I 说 a little too loudly and the class laughed.
“What was that?” Mrs. England asked.
“Sneeze.”
These 下一个 events are disturbing, beware!



That night, Humphrey and I got to bed, “I can’t believe my parents aren’t mad.”
“I told 你 I’d give 你 the special.”
I gripped Humphrey, “Give it to me!”
“Lay the other way.”
“… Alright.”
Humphrey started mounting me from the back and brought his paw onto my what he considers organ of love, and gave a me a hand job, 或者 his this case paw job. I was getting pleasure from both sides at once! It was probably the best feeling ever it was unbearably awesome!
“Ah! Humphrey! This is great! Keep! Oh!”
“I feel it coming to you?”
“Not yet!”
“Alright!”
Humphrey took him out of me to prevent his orgasm but soon enough I was ready.
“It’s coming!”
Humphrey put himself back in me and the orgasm came from both sides! I became paralyzed! I couldn’t 移动 because the feeling was just so great! It ended.
“Holy Crap! That was great!”
“Thanks.”
“Dude, I became paralyzed!”
“Really?”
“Yeah!
“Well, I tried my best!”
I finished off trying to give him the best I can.