Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode by and Said "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and said "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and said "Listen if your picking a fight meet me at the bar Oakmont St." But there was one thing Humphrey was afraid of His monster...It was mean dark and vicious [See pic at the end] and he knew any kind of fight could trigger his monsters release and here the legend behind how humphrey got his monster: Humphrey used to be known as Curtis but he was killed by a pack cause of his monster and he was reborn as humphrey and the monster followed him but he never knew that it did until a day after him and kate got married he killed his friend shkey but never knew what happend at all then the attacks occured more offten until humphrey could barely control it anymore..[END]...