*I wake up in the lodge wondering what happened last night*
“Hello 苹果 Inc at the door”a person says
I Freeze terrified because I was a 狼 not human if they seen me…Death!
“We need to talk about your ipawds 2”the man outside says
*I hold my breath thinking im going to get killed as I open the door*
“what the? A 狼 is in a lodge”the man from 苹果 inc says
*I Trotted up to the Wolfbook*
“Very unique Macbook Upgrade to…Wolfbook?!”he says
*I 显示 him a powerpoint explaining about everything about the ipawds and wolfbook’s and that I made it*
*He turns his back thinking*
“ok 狼 你 give a surprising argument here is the deal make 2 更多 and I will give 你 3500”the man says
*I write on the computer telling him I need 2 Ipad 2’s
“Ok”he says
*He Leaves*
“oh and here is a mac card it boosts the speed of your RAM “he says leaving in a Hummer
“Easy as a piece of pie!”I Say when he was gone
*Oh darn I was missing eating pie*
*I got to work on installing the apps the software and ect..*
*At 12:00AM Midnight I was finished*
“Darn that was tiring!”I say lowering my head onto the Wolfbook
*I Fall asleep*
(Morning)
“Hello?”the man says from 苹果 inc
*I open the door*
*I pass him the Ipawd 2’s he hands the money*
*he jumps into the car and leaves*
“YEAH!”I Say happily
“Hey Mac something is going on about 你 giving ipawds to everyone in the pack
*I think either cash 或者 pack reputation CASH! NO! REPUTATION! NO CASH! NO REPUTATION*
“NO CASH! NO REPUTATION!”I Blurt out loud to Humphrey
“Oh Sorry Humphrey”I say
*I facetime the man and text in to give me 100 IPAD 2’S 50/50*
*Next night*
“Hey I got your ipads!”he says struggling with boxes
“also I brought 你 a new Macbook the most FASTEST LIGHTWEIGHT AND BIGGEST HD DRIVE IT EVER HAD AND A 100X Speed CD Drive and USB”He says in utter excitement
“Happy Programming!”he says walking out
*Again left*
“hey Mac GAMING NIGHT”Humphrey says
“Yep ok!”I say
*My IPAWD’S Were designed to Multitask(Doing Games And Programming For Example)*
“Hey Mac your losing terribly!
“Oh Sorry Humphrey its just that I…”I Say stuttering
*Humphrey tilts his head like in the movie*
“I Can’t Lie but I need to program 100 IPAWDS 50 For the pack 50 for 苹果 inc”I say
“Can I help “Humphrey says voluntarily
“Uhh Ok Its Simple and not simple”I say
“What’s this “Humphrey points to a ipawds battery board
*BZZT!*
“DAMN OUCH THAN HURT! FFu..”Humphrey almost Curses
*My ears go down when he almost Cursed*
“Isn’t very 狼 like to Curse “I say to him
“Sorry it’s that That was extremely painful”he says
“Sorry I forgot to change it to PAWTECH Mechanics So only paws no human
*I Had got so used to paws thumbs 或者 no thumbs they were handy!*
“IPAWD READY FOR HOWL INITIATION”The IPawd says
*I Howl*
“Developers mode activate Scan Paw to Auto program”The IPAWD Says
*I scan my paw*
*After 99 更多 Copies I facetimed the guy he taken 50 and left*
“HUMPHREY LOOK AT THIS CASH WOOHOO!”I Say excitedly 展示 him $10000
“Hey 狼 that’s all the copies we need thanks for the ipawds we could give them to canines to teach how to use them so your ipawds are going to a good cause”he says on facetime
“I Know what to buy”I say winking at Humphrey
*At the Wolfbook*
“Ok so 2 62 Inch Plama’s 2 Blu 射线, 雷 首页 theatre’s And that’s all”I say to Humphrey
*We Howl with joy*
*Kate opens the door*
“What are 你 two doing?”she says
“Buying stuff”we say
“CAN I GET SOMETHING?”She says excitedly
“Ok I don’t see why not”I say happily
“Uhh how do 你 work this?”she says confused
“Ok I will do it just point where”I say
*We go on a pointing rampage*
“Lets put on 爱情 Train Music”I say
*Plays 爱情 train music*
“Soothing song to me”I say
“Damn I am hungry!”I say
“Well lets go and get a caribou”I say
*Humphrey and kate agree*
“There”I say Tilting my ears to a caribou grazing
“Come on”kate says sneaking up to the unsuspecting caribou
*We sneak up to it*
*Instead Kate Whiffs her tail 3 times indicating that we all go for the neck*
*We get the caribou within a 秒 it collapsed….and it collapsed on Humphrey!*
“KATE WE NEED TO GET THIS OFF HIM!”I Say panicking since I was never in this situation…ever!
*We Get the caribou off him*
“HUMPHREY! WAKE UP!”I say shouting to the unconscious body
*He wakes up very slowly*
“Im Fine Im Just Very Hungry”He says limping over to the caribou
*He falls asleep*
“We cant carry him back like this its too dangerous”kate says
“Only if I could turn into a human”I whisper
*Suddenly I feel pins and needles around my body 识骨寻踪 cracking and other disgusting stuff*
“What the Heck?!”I say
*I Grab Humphrey and sprint back to the pack Kate was jogging I was sprinting*
“HUMAN!”Eve says Jumping onto me Scratching My Arm
“AHH F…..”I Say Cutting myself off
*I Lay Humphrey down*
“You need rest Humphrey”Hutch says
*CHAPTER 5 OUT CHAPTER 6 COMING SOON! PLEASE COMMENT!*
“Hello 苹果 Inc at the door”a person says
I Freeze terrified because I was a 狼 not human if they seen me…Death!
“We need to talk about your ipawds 2”the man outside says
*I hold my breath thinking im going to get killed as I open the door*
“what the? A 狼 is in a lodge”the man from 苹果 inc says
*I Trotted up to the Wolfbook*
“Very unique Macbook Upgrade to…Wolfbook?!”he says
*I 显示 him a powerpoint explaining about everything about the ipawds and wolfbook’s and that I made it*
*He turns his back thinking*
“ok 狼 你 give a surprising argument here is the deal make 2 更多 and I will give 你 3500”the man says
*I write on the computer telling him I need 2 Ipad 2’s
“Ok”he says
*He Leaves*
“oh and here is a mac card it boosts the speed of your RAM “he says leaving in a Hummer
“Easy as a piece of pie!”I Say when he was gone
*Oh darn I was missing eating pie*
*I got to work on installing the apps the software and ect..*
*At 12:00AM Midnight I was finished*
“Darn that was tiring!”I say lowering my head onto the Wolfbook
*I Fall asleep*
(Morning)
“Hello?”the man says from 苹果 inc
*I open the door*
*I pass him the Ipawd 2’s he hands the money*
*he jumps into the car and leaves*
“YEAH!”I Say happily
“Hey Mac something is going on about 你 giving ipawds to everyone in the pack
*I think either cash 或者 pack reputation CASH! NO! REPUTATION! NO CASH! NO REPUTATION*
“NO CASH! NO REPUTATION!”I Blurt out loud to Humphrey
“Oh Sorry Humphrey”I say
*I facetime the man and text in to give me 100 IPAD 2’S 50/50*
*Next night*
“Hey I got your ipads!”he says struggling with boxes
“also I brought 你 a new Macbook the most FASTEST LIGHTWEIGHT AND BIGGEST HD DRIVE IT EVER HAD AND A 100X Speed CD Drive and USB”He says in utter excitement
“Happy Programming!”he says walking out
*Again left*
“hey Mac GAMING NIGHT”Humphrey says
“Yep ok!”I say
*My IPAWD’S Were designed to Multitask(Doing Games And Programming For Example)*
“Hey Mac your losing terribly!
“Oh Sorry Humphrey its just that I…”I Say stuttering
*Humphrey tilts his head like in the movie*
“I Can’t Lie but I need to program 100 IPAWDS 50 For the pack 50 for 苹果 inc”I say
“Can I help “Humphrey says voluntarily
“Uhh Ok Its Simple and not simple”I say
“What’s this “Humphrey points to a ipawds battery board
*BZZT!*
“DAMN OUCH THAN HURT! FFu..”Humphrey almost Curses
*My ears go down when he almost Cursed*
“Isn’t very 狼 like to Curse “I say to him
“Sorry it’s that That was extremely painful”he says
“Sorry I forgot to change it to PAWTECH Mechanics So only paws no human
*I Had got so used to paws thumbs 或者 no thumbs they were handy!*
“IPAWD READY FOR HOWL INITIATION”The IPawd says
*I Howl*
“Developers mode activate Scan Paw to Auto program”The IPAWD Says
*I scan my paw*
*After 99 更多 Copies I facetimed the guy he taken 50 and left*
“HUMPHREY LOOK AT THIS CASH WOOHOO!”I Say excitedly 展示 him $10000
“Hey 狼 that’s all the copies we need thanks for the ipawds we could give them to canines to teach how to use them so your ipawds are going to a good cause”he says on facetime
“I Know what to buy”I say winking at Humphrey
*At the Wolfbook*
“Ok so 2 62 Inch Plama’s 2 Blu 射线, 雷 首页 theatre’s And that’s all”I say to Humphrey
*We Howl with joy*
*Kate opens the door*
“What are 你 two doing?”she says
“Buying stuff”we say
“CAN I GET SOMETHING?”She says excitedly
“Ok I don’t see why not”I say happily
“Uhh how do 你 work this?”she says confused
“Ok I will do it just point where”I say
*We go on a pointing rampage*
“Lets put on 爱情 Train Music”I say
*Plays 爱情 train music*
“Soothing song to me”I say
“Damn I am hungry!”I say
“Well lets go and get a caribou”I say
*Humphrey and kate agree*
“There”I say Tilting my ears to a caribou grazing
“Come on”kate says sneaking up to the unsuspecting caribou
*We sneak up to it*
*Instead Kate Whiffs her tail 3 times indicating that we all go for the neck*
*We get the caribou within a 秒 it collapsed….and it collapsed on Humphrey!*
“KATE WE NEED TO GET THIS OFF HIM!”I Say panicking since I was never in this situation…ever!
*We Get the caribou off him*
“HUMPHREY! WAKE UP!”I say shouting to the unconscious body
*He wakes up very slowly*
“Im Fine Im Just Very Hungry”He says limping over to the caribou
*He falls asleep*
“We cant carry him back like this its too dangerous”kate says
“Only if I could turn into a human”I whisper
*Suddenly I feel pins and needles around my body 识骨寻踪 cracking and other disgusting stuff*
“What the Heck?!”I say
*I Grab Humphrey and sprint back to the pack Kate was jogging I was sprinting*
“HUMAN!”Eve says Jumping onto me Scratching My Arm
“AHH F…..”I Say Cutting myself off
*I Lay Humphrey down*
“You need rest Humphrey”Hutch says
*CHAPTER 5 OUT CHAPTER 6 COMING SOON! PLEASE COMMENT!*
