Some jokes I found, describing the epic badassness of Bauer. :D


1.If 你 wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2.Upon hearing that he was played 由 Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played 由 no man.

3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

7.Jack Bauer’s favorite...