Some jokes I found, describing the epic badassness of Bauer. :D


1.If 你 wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2.Upon hearing that he was played 由 Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played 由 no man.

3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

7.Jack Bauer’s favorite...

1- Tony Almeida and Michelle Dessler-Almeida



Status: Married

Favorite: Tony Almeida

Favorite Ship Name: Tichelle

Tony: Alive

Michelle: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: Their choices when the other is in danger (Tony in S3 and Michelle in S4)



2- Jack Bauer and Renee Walker



Status: Together

Favorite: Jack

Favorite Ship Name: Janee

Jack: Alive

Renee: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: Undercover with Red Square



3- Jack Bauer and Audrey Raines



Status: Dated

Favorite: Jack

Favorite Ship Name: Jaudrey

Jack: Alive

Audrey: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: All of...