The 最佳, 返回页首 100 - #31: Dragon Age: Origins

posted by windwakerguy430

So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack 由 everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
你 play as either a noble human, a noble 或者 peasant Dwarf 或者 a peasant 或者 tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, 你 end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only 你 and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for 你 to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. 你 got a clan of 狼人 being hunted 由 Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, 你 a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and 你 have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice 你 make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, 你 need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, 你 gotta live with that decision. Do 你 want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city 或者 would 你 rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do 你 want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight 或者 do 你 want the allies 你 have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I 爱情 the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I 爱情 him. Despite all that, and the humor 你 get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced 或者 anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of 龙 and warriors and I 爱情 every 秒 of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.

The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for 你 all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on PS游戏机 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I 爱情 the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the 音乐 is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

Scarlet 蝴蝶 Chapter 6

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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who 或者 what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the 蝴蝶 was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...

Dim Souls - Episode 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Damas: (Being carried 由 the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have 你 come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did 你 know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would 你 come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Jumps Out of a Window

posted by windwakerguy430

Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope 你 all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...

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Original Story Idea: Devil's Sorrow

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the medieval 年 of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...

Sequel to Walking Dead Spoof

posted by Canada24

I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's 更多 of it. Same roles...

While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 你 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 你 tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...

My old crossover.. PATRICK MEETS THE SIMPSONS

posted by Canada24

It was a beauitful 日 in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's 最喜爱的 dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a 床, 床上 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because 由 the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If 你 die 或者 fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice 说 as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What 你 do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first 冲床 knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

Corner of Horror - Episode 88 - Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

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So, it’s been awhile since I did an 日本动漫 review… again. I think I’ve only done, at the most, three. And that’s only on the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head. I do want to review 更多 at a later time, including ones like Midori, which I have heard is very, very hard to stomach. Perfect for this series. But, for now, I’ve got something just has hard to face. Maybe. Let’s just say that, throughout the 日本动漫 I have seen, blood and gore hasn’t been a major factor in these shows. Was there blood and gore, yes. But it was either very minimal 或者 was in the background the entire time and was not the main...

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

posted by windwakerguy430

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary 文章 will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an 文章 everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the 下一个 part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Non-Horror Games To Play on 万圣节前夕

posted by windwakerguy430

When the 年 of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From 阅读图书 of 吸血鬼 and the undead, to watching 电影院 of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell 你 that 万圣节前夕 is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is 更多 to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...

Windwakerguy430's Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable Stands

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo 日本动漫 in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little 更多 creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 Video Game Characters

posted by windwakerguy430

Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that 你 want to see 更多 of these characters. And so, today, I am going to 列表 my 最佳, 返回页首 ten- no- 最佳, 返回页首 Fifteen of my 最喜爱的 video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...

The 最佳, 返回页首 100 - #20: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

posted by windwakerguy430

So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give 你 Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s 最喜爱的 soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit...

The 最佳, 返回页首 100 - #29: Super Mario Galaxy

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this 列表 we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the 蘑菇 Kingdom to 太空 itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small 星, 星级 creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my 最喜爱的 of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an 总体, 整体 conundrum...

飞天小女警

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Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

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(This 文章 contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. 你 have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us 更多 than anything that a game 或者 a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with 你 another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review 万圣节前夕 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of 你 who badly wanted that 万圣节前夕 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...

Corner of Horror - Episode 38 - The Devil's Rejects (Day 8 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by AquaMarine

Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve 说 before that I known Zombie 更多 for his 电影院 rather than his music, and this is one of the 电影院 I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… 或者 it could turn out like his 万圣节前夕 movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 31 - Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (Day 1 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by SeantheHedgehog

Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the 万圣节前夕 season. I’m just gonna pick up one at 随意 and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out 由 the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film 由 horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 follows the small...