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So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack 由 everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
你 play as either a noble human, a noble 或者 peasant Dwarf 或者 a peasant 或者 tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, 你 end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only 你 and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for 你 to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. 你 got a clan of 狼人 being hunted 由 Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, 你 a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and 你 have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice 你 make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, 你 need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, 你 gotta live with that decision. Do 你 want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city 或者 would 你 rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do 你 want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight 或者 do 你 want the allies 你 have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I 爱情 the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I 爱情 him. Despite all that, and the humor 你 get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced 或者 anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of 龙 and warriors and I 爱情 every 秒 of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive 或者 even 阅读 this article. In 1920, when 电影院 were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.



The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic 或者 is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot 更多 of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.



Too Human was a game created 由 Silicon Knights, a company founded 由 the amazing Denis Dyack, and 由 amazing, I mean he’s...
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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't 你 already host with James? Besides, I don't 你 think 你 want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from 更多 rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & 老友记 will be up 下一个 followed 由 Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One 日 at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 你 must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 下一个 part of this 粉丝 fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 下一个 part of this 粉丝 fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 粉丝 Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 粉丝 Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed 由 Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have 更多 common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned 由 a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her 由 thinking she was a ghost. 彩虹 Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are 你 dreaming about the time 你 thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope 你 don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure 你 don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, 你 have two options. 你 can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, 或者 你 can spend a 日 with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right 你 will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful 日 here at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, 或者 not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first 日 working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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So, I promised I would read 更多 Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the 下一个 one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before 你 ask, I can’t tell if they are 狼 或者 anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they 移动 to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....
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(Warning: 列表 contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the 日本动漫 club, and 日本动漫 always has that, so 你 guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one 日本动漫 from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the 日本动漫 to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the 日本动漫 itself. I could utterly despise the 日本动漫 but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and 袜, 放养 with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting 星, 星级 from Onegai Teacher...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 由 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 手套 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 你 if 你 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 你 outta here"...
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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't 你 noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already 说 she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if 你 think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll 移动 on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
It’s that time again. Time for me to talk about a Suda game. Suda games are usually a hit 或者 a miss between audiences. They can become cult classics like No 更多 超能英雄 and Killer7, 或者 they can be completely forgotten like Diabolical Pitch. His games are only really considered 由 people who enjoy his style of storytelling and over-the-top gameplay. So it’s no surprise that I enjoy a good portion of his games. And one that I will be talking about today is the overly colorful and bubbly zombie hack n’ 斯莱什 game, Lollipop Chainsaw



~Story~

Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
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Video games have a lot of story in them nowadays. Back then, when it was just squares on a TV screen, all 你 did was 移动 around and run and shoot… and occasionally jump. Games back then were a lot 更多 simple to follow than today. But that is what makes games of today so awesome. They have tons of plot and story in them, making them 更多 well thought out than games of yesterday. But, no better are a game’s story shown than the plot twist. Those moments when the story is changed in a different direction, surprising the player and keeping them interested. These usually come just to surprise...
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posted by windwakerguy430
(This is a project I have been working on for a while now. It is a universe expanding idea, so if it gets confusing.... that's why)

North 星, 星级 City
2020

I’m not sure how it happened. What caused it. What made it happen to people like us. But… I had a feeling in my gut. I think it was a collective feeling, from all humanity. That this was the beginning of the end. For all of us.
It started on a Friday. Three long days of dread and fear filling the world. The sun. The damned blackened sun, hanging over all of us like an omen. The sun was completely black. The light was still there, but… it...
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So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those 电影院 and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing 更多 than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...
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posted by windwakerguy430
I have not a single clue what this is. Okage: The Shadow King, known in 日本 as Me and Satan King, yes, really, was a PS2 RPG that was made 由 Zener Works Studios, a prefecture of Sony Interactive, who worked on such titles like…. Uh… Little Monsters? Anyone?...... They made games on the Vita… Wait, no, that’s worse. So yeah, Zener Works hasn’t exactly had much success with their games, with Okage being their best bet at anything, which sadly wasn’t much. I only heard about this game when I watched a video on one of my 最喜爱的 Youtubers talked about it briefly in their video game...
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Well, it was only a matter of time until we got to the Persona franchise, and I am 更多 than happy to start off with this one. But not the OG Persona 3, mostly because I didn’t buy that one. No, we’re here to discuss Persona 3: FES.
Persona 3 is set in a Japanese city where 你 play as Minato-Makoto-Door-Kun- The kid in the image above, as he moves into a dorm with other young teenagers, only to learn that the city every night at midnight turns into the Dark Hour, where the local school turns into a giant tower called Tartarus and everyone turns into coffins. So, what’s teens to...
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