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I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book 由 its cover, the voice 表演 is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community, a girl whose mother is missing, Majima is the fucking best thing in this game, and a ton of side quests all with a crazy fighting system. This game is some serious madness. The town of Kamarochuo is not as expansive as say the streets of Hong Kong from Sleeping Dogs, but it doesn’t need to be, cause 你 still got a whole lot to do in this game. A 列表 of side quests for 你 to complete, collectable keys, cards and other items, a bunch of challenges to buy upgrades and rare items, fight club, gambling, karaoke, arcade games, this game is stuffed with content for an overworld that is as big as my hometown. The game allows 你 to switch between different fighting styles. 你 got the classic Brawler style, then there’s the fast moving Rush style, the overpowered but slow Beast style, and then, Dragon style, which allows 你 to do insane moves onto your targets, including bosses. The game has some brutal finishers as well, and a lot of them to. From beating people down, using the weapons 你 have on hand, 或者 smashing them into objects on the streets, like fences 或者 car doors. And then there’s the best part of the game, the Majima Everywhere System. Majima is a total crazy person, and always wants to fight Kiryu. And so, Majima will always be on the prowl, looking for Kiryu and trying to start a fight in some way. From dressing as a cop to find contraband, to dressing as a zombie and faking an outbreak, to even crossdressing and 表演 like a hostess to get near him. Every single time I was walking down the street, Majima would shock me and I loved it.
Yakuza Kiwami was my introduction to the franchise, aside from seeing some gameplay of Yakuza 0, and I loved every 秒 I was beating up thugs and punks on the street. I look 前锋, 期待 to trying out Yakuza 6 and I am real excited to getting around to play Yakuza Kiwami 2. And with a Majima mode. Hell yeah, give me 更多 of that Mad Dog!
Detective Smith: The 伦敦 Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM 伦敦 Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 最佳, 返回页首 hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say 秒 verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts 表演 weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Now, I 爱情 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, 或者 God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 下一个 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got 你 out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't 你 warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I 爱情 Resident Evil. I 爱情 them almost all of them. I 爱情 the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with 你 all the monsters...
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你 know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a 列表 of the 最佳, 返回页首 ten best. So, the rules for this 列表 are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that 说 and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 动画片 and my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 日本动漫 lists, I noticed that there are a LOT 更多 hated characters in 动画片 and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little 日本动漫 characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own 老友记 home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old 粉丝 are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as 你 can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 婴儿 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 搜索 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 你 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 最佳, 返回页首 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 最佳, 返回页首 ten so easily. Most of my 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the 列表 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 更多 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 或者 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 或者 a blue little 婊子, 子 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 辩论 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 你 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, 你 finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, 你 shouldn't be tortured 由 the reboot. I'm going to tell 你 the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 你 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 你 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 你 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 问题 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by windwakerguy430
“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a 都市传说 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 你 all for the stupidest thing 你 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 你 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 《铁拳》 is my 最喜爱的 fighting game franchise ever. I 爱情 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 《铁拳》 7, and I can safely say that my 最喜爱的 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 《铁拳》 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 或者 the 《铁拳》 tournament, hosted 由 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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