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I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book 由 its cover, the voice 表演 is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community, a girl whose mother is missing, Majima is the fucking best thing in this game, and a ton of side quests all with a crazy fighting system. This game is some serious madness. The town of Kamarochuo is not as expansive as say the streets of Hong Kong from Sleeping Dogs, but it doesn’t need to be, cause 你 still got a whole lot to do in this game. A 列表 of side quests for 你 to complete, collectable keys, cards and other items, a bunch of challenges to buy upgrades and rare items, fight club, gambling, karaoke, arcade games, this game is stuffed with content for an overworld that is as big as my hometown. The game allows 你 to switch between different fighting styles. 你 got the classic Brawler style, then there’s the fast moving Rush style, the overpowered but slow Beast style, and then, Dragon style, which allows 你 to do insane moves onto your targets, including bosses. The game has some brutal finishers as well, and a lot of them to. From beating people down, using the weapons 你 have on hand, 或者 smashing them into objects on the streets, like fences 或者 car doors. And then there’s the best part of the game, the Majima Everywhere System. Majima is a total crazy person, and always wants to fight Kiryu. And so, Majima will always be on the prowl, looking for Kiryu and trying to start a fight in some way. From dressing as a cop to find contraband, to dressing as a zombie and faking an outbreak, to even crossdressing and 表演 like a hostess to get near him. Every single time I was walking down the street, Majima would shock me and I loved it.
Yakuza Kiwami was my introduction to the franchise, aside from seeing some gameplay of Yakuza 0, and I loved every 秒 I was beating up thugs and punks on the street. I look 前锋, 期待 to trying out Yakuza 6 and I am real excited to getting around to play Yakuza Kiwami 2. And with a Majima mode. Hell yeah, give me 更多 of that Mad Dog!
Now, I 爱情 Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my 最喜爱的 games of all time. And, I REALLY 爱情 the rare items. Probably because they are based off other 任天堂 Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my 最喜爱的 items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 火, 消防 Bar
Fire Bar


#10: 火, 消防 Bar - Now, this is the 火, 消防 Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around 火, 消防 balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I 爱情 so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, 或者 were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that 你 didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, 或者 it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. 你 have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, 你 actually have...
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Now, after I made my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot 更多 lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many 更多 lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the 更多 nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character 你 meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th 墙 更多 times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to 任天堂 consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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Okay, so, when 你 think of violent video games, where 你 kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, 或者 Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where 你 don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where 你 go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme 或者 reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that 你 play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon 日 Care Center. Here, 你 can leave two Pokemon. When 你 leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as 怪物史莱克 is Love, 怪物史莱克 is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something 你 want to see. Unless 你 are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated MLP characters, and a 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if 你 like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this 显示 knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on 火, 消防 again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good 显示 with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered 由 Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a 秒 in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick 答案 door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are 你 going to knock on this door. Do 你 want me to shoot 你 in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of 你 slamming the door in my face. 你 know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying 更多 ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the 吉他 Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do 你 suck at this game
Cody: 你 shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were 你 two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: 你 know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To 城堡 Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where 你 play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: 你 mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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迅速, 斯威夫特 Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some 街, 街道 performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are 你 doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the 下一个 step of my training
Swift: Just...
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(This is an experimental 文章 for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If 你 like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the 步枪 in his right hand, a 步枪 with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...
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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final 日 of the 25 Days of 圣诞节 and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published 由 Deep Silver and developed 由 Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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Okay so a quick 显示 of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal 日本 containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, 或者 at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced 由 Samuel L. Jackson, 音乐 was done 由 RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the 日本动漫 itself was animated 由 Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that 你 wouldn’t know was out unless I told 你 (And no, 你 didn’t watch. If 你 tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s 天使 on the Gamecube. Published 由 the kings of 随意 publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s 天使 is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...
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