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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, 或者 Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, 或者 Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need 超能英雄 to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking 《金装律师》 of armor, and weird voice acting. I 爱情 it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the 图书馆 can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for 你 to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if 你 lose all your health, 你 come right back up, but now 你 have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, if 你 die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my 屁股 kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and 更多 of something like a weekly 显示 with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV 显示 vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead 或者 Killer7.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still 爱情 it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still 爱情 coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful 日 in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the 步枪 was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty 秒 before opening 火, 消防 onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best 老友记 on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow 文章 creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made 更多 文章 than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my 最佳, 返回页首 5 最喜爱的 文章 from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 写作 it the other way.



Joe: 你 screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., 你 说 that several times now..

Joe: 你 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would 你 want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are 你 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are 你 braindead 或者 something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would 你 want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 你 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 你 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 摇篮 and the silver spoon"
La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a 粉丝 of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was 说 to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of 老友记 my own age. It’s not like I had no 老友记 in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy 小时 for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun 火, 消防 was a good 日 in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: 你 watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are 你 anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do 你 say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: 你 had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours 以前
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask 你 a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need 你 to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are 你 the new 火, 消防 mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another 小马 on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, 你 must be my new 火, 消防 mare....
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide 或者 something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the 秒 guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a 墙 and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a 刀 and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Wind: Okay, I know 你 guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until 你 tell us why it took a whole fucking 月 to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job 你 need to do, so bye
Link: A job, 你 think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the 下一个 place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph 商店 to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: 你 had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need 你 to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho 由 taking pictures...
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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One 小时 later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told 你 not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 颜色 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 你 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game 显示 killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 你 get first place, 你 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 你 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 你 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give 你 the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer 太空 stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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