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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, 或者 Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, 或者 Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need 超能英雄 to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking 《金装律师》 of armor, and weird voice acting. I 爱情 it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the 图书馆 can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for 你 to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if 你 lose all your health, 你 come right back up, but now 你 have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, if 你 die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my 屁股 kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and 更多 of something like a weekly 显示 with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV 显示 vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead 或者 Killer7.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still 爱情 it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still 爱情 coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.
posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE 你 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 你 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 你 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 你 for being interested in things, 你 stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse 或者 in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever 更多 worse and even 更多 dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun 或者 try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this 下一个 injury dumber and 更多 dangerous? I tried slicing 水果 with a 厨房 刀 while holding the 水果 in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. 你 would think...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White 手套 Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused 由 the White 手套 Killer. He was soon found out to be the White 手套 Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel 迷失 without his mentors help...
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………….. 耶稣 Christ, people. I mean, 耶稣 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already 展示 你 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the 作者 telling us that the Big Dance, 或者 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 你 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 街, 街道 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 由 parasprites, and now 你 want me to buy 你 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 你 in a bad mood? 圣诞节 is coming soon....
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There are a lot of 电影院 out there. And a lot of 电影院 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 电影院 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 总体, 整体 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 电影院 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 你 all my 列表 for the 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 更多 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 或者 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 街, 街道 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 年 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 你 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Overrated 日本动漫 of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets 更多 praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most 最喜爱的 日本动漫 of all time. I 爱情 this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if 你 know me, 你 would know that my 最喜爱的 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 秒 最喜爱的 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 你 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 任天堂 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 你 all the 最佳, 返回页首 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 你 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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嘿 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 语录 are "Welcome to Hell World" 或者 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 火, 消防 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss 你 all off so much that 你 may hate me for it, so 你 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 评论 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 更多 due to its story. It was a little 更多 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing 音乐 with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when 你 hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final 幻想 franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my 收藏夹 from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final 幻想 X
Final 幻想 X follows what any other Final 幻想 game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, 或者 whatever 你 wanna...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a 更多 edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, 或者 in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing 街, 街道 Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in 街, 街道 Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted 更多 from 街, 街道 Fighter II. And 街, 街道 Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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