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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, 或者 Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, 或者 Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need 超能英雄 to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking 《金装律师》 of armor, and weird voice acting. I 爱情 it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the 图书馆 can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for 你 to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if 你 lose all your health, 你 come right back up, but now 你 have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, if 你 die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my 屁股 kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and 更多 of something like a weekly 显示 with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV 显示 vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead 或者 Killer7.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still 爱情 it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still 爱情 coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.


Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. 或者 rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade 或者 Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
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Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY 蚱蜢 video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big 粉丝 of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their 图书馆 that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a 蚱蜢 game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play 蚱蜢 games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 The 圈, 圈子 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430
The 圈, 圈子 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* 你 sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than...
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Now, I’ve probably 迷失 some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.

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Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream



In the lovely...
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to 彩虹 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops 下一个 to Orion, and Kevin* 嘿 你 two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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No 更多 超能英雄 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No 更多 超能英雄 2 definitely falls behind the first No 更多 超能英雄 in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...
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你 know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, 或者 at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a 年 ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when 你 put the two together, what do 你 get?...
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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & 老友记 are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a 街, 街道 sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of 金牌 flies over the ring and to...
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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops 下一个 to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your 显示 takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: 彩虹 Dash! How come 你 got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have 你 seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* 你 want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...
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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit 由 the rock* Yo! What's with 你 man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops 下一个 to him*...
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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 你 must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 下一个 part of this 粉丝 fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 下一个 part of this 粉丝 fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 粉丝 Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 粉丝 Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.
Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.


Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant 日 as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...
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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when 你 need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in 你 want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead 由 him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left 由 Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed 由 a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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People have always been saying how horror 电影院 are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror 电影院 today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, 或者 serial killers, 或者 zombies, 或者 god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror 电影院 of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as 你 can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. 或者 at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here 你 kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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