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I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of 你 who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no 吸血鬼 and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 秒 after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re 阅读 a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: 或者 Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story 或者 a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I 爱情 you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 秒 before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella 芭比娃娃 and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is 或者 what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her 由 Alice 或者 Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with 音乐 and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time 或者 another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The 作者 will almost always sneak in at least one book 或者 movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out 由 Edward watching her sleep
ok so i have it up quicker, i hope that makes everyone happy. this is dedicated to littlemiss_ME for commenting first. same again for this one. plz plz plz plz plz review.....it makes me very, happy. i dont know if i've been putting disclaimers on here but i always froget, i dont own Twilight, i only own Keith. and this one is quite long. thanks for reading!!

Chapter 9 Finding Treasure (Edward’s P.O.V.)

I ran up the trail as fast as I could, leaving Emmett and Jasper in my dust. It spread out about 25 miles up and then just all went separate ways as if she was torn into a bunch of pieces and...
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posted by Natalia94
----------Edward and his family leave Forks because he believes he is endangering Bella's life. Bella falls into a deep depression, until she develops a strong friendship with werewolf Jacob Black. Jacob and the other 狼 in his tribe must protect her from Victoria, a vampire seeking to avenge her mate James' death 由 killing Bella. A misunderstanding occurs, and Edward believes Bella is dead. Edward decides to commit suicide in Volterra, Italy, but he is stopped 由 Bella and Alice, Edward's sister. They meet with the Volturi, a powerful coven of vampires, and are released on the condition...
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Bella's Pov

"Stop Jasper!!! Stop!! 你 are under a wicked spell!
Is this your revenge!"

"Why yes my dear. 你 married Edward and had a baby named
Renesmee. So, what I have decided to do is to throw them in the dungeon
until 你 say yes to my proposal."

Now, I was in tears.

"Will 你 marry me?"

I wanted to say NO!!! But not in that tone of manner.

"Thank you, but I will pass," I 说 as politly as I could.

Then Rosalie went through exactly the same thing
Renesmee and Edward did.

"You know, I will do this to all your family. I even did it to Alice.
They aren't strong enough to break the ropes they...
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Its short sorry. its supposed to be a cliff hanger. the 下一个 one is a lot longer.
I promise.


Bella's Pov.

We all looked at each other. That scream was SO familiar. Where's Alice?
Alice?

"Alice? Alice where are you?!" I shouted.

Then there was another yell coming from the middle door.
Then we realized. Alice went ahead of us and went towards the middle
section. We all ran as fast as we could. Edward smashed the door
and there they were. Alice, The mysterious man, and Jasper, with
mysterious purple eyes.

"Surprised to see me?" the man and Jasper 说 at once.
Here's the 下一个 one!

Edward Pov's

How could Jasper betray us?! He has never done such a thing.
I never thought any of the Cullens would be against each other.

"It says that we need to go to Europe, in France. London, France to be exact.
There is supposed to be a beautiful forest, and deep within the forest is
a black castle. No one is allowed to trespass unless if they wish to die the
harsh way," Bella 说 solemnly.

I didn't know what to say but to say, "Let's find him."

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Alice' Pov

I felt so ashamed that I kept this secret...
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Sorry 你 guys! I'm overwelming 你 guys aren't I? I'm trying to post as many of these as I can. I'm already done with the series and is planning to write the sequel. So I kind of need to post as many as I can. It'll be confusing to put new and old story up at the same time! ^_^

Bella's POV

It has been passed 2 hours since Edward left. Sigh. To try not to make this harder than it needs to be. I mostly minded my own business. But if Aro 或者 Royce come, I follow their lead. But I hated to do it. When I look myself in the mirror. I really looked like a vampire. I got my Blood-red eyes back for...
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Extra one for 你 today!

Edward's POV

Once we were released, I glanced back at Bella before they shut the door. Bella wasn't even 展示 a sign of sadness 或者 pleading. She was lifeless, a goddess with a hard, cold, unhappy heart.

Once I got back to the vacation house, I couldn't 熊 it. I can't remember the time at the honeymoon 或者 what happened a couple days ago. I miss her too much. I feel worse than when I left Bella. It was almost as bad as when I thought she was dead. I still can't understand why Bella acted like this. I need some answer.

I decided to go back and see Carlisle. We are...
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For a special treat, I'll add one 更多 here for today. I wrote until part 18 in my spot. So if 你 are eager for more, check it out!



Edward's POV

Bella? Why does she have a blank face? It reminds me of Alice when she gets a vision. But Bella can't see visions!

Then Bella startled me 由 saying " Rosalie and Alice are near our vacation house. I heard Rosalie SCREAM!"

Once she 说 that, everyone got off from the 长椅, 沙发 and we all ran full speed to our vacation house. Oh crap, PLEASE tell me no one is going to go inside, we didn't cover the damage.....


Well thank GOD we aren't going inside. Most...
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posted by AdaLove
Apart from the physiological differences with blood between a vampire and a human, blood is also important as the sole diet of a vampire. Whether animal 或者 human blood it is important to consume it regularly; without it, they will weaken mentally and be less capable of rational thought and action.

We are told that blood varies massively in flavour. Emmett’s preference for "grizzly" and Edward’s for "mountain lion" (TW10) may be indicative of their hunting styles and personalities, but 动物 don’t really appeal to vampires. The "bigger the animal, usually the better it tastes. Predators...
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'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the 音乐电视 Movie Awards?

May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | 由 Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's 音乐电视 Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The 问题 is: Which one do 你 most want to see? If 你 haven't read the 秒 book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- 或者 Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the 狼 Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.
posted by Edward_lover101
When I woke up again, I was in Edwards room. Still on the bed. Where was Edward? He was here when I fell asleep. There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" I 说 still half asleep.
"Emmet."
"Come in."
"Hey Bella. Wow it looks like 你 come back from the dead."
"It fells that way."
"How is your arm? Carlisel told me to come see if 你 are ok."
"It still hurts. A lot."
"Want me to talk to Jacob?" 说 Emmet with a big grin on his face. Emmet was probly going to kill Jacob before he even blinked.
"No, Emmet. But thanks anyway."
"Sure no problm." I screamed. The pain was getting worse.
"Bella! Whats...?"...
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posted by lovethecullens
Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger...
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posted by Brown_x_Eyes
Esme Cullen (born Esme Platt and later Esme Evenson) is Carlisle Cullen's wife and the adoptive mother of Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. She enjoys restoring old houses and her physical age is 26. She has no special power, but has a strong ability to 爱情 passionately. Esme is described as being 5 ft 6 in (1.7 m) with caramel-colored hair; she also has a heart-shaped face with dimples, and her figure is slender, but rounded and soft. Esme was born in 1895 in Columbus, Ohio, where she was treated at the age of 16 由 Carlisle after breaking her leg when climbing a tree. She married...
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
 你 always cut my 心 out with two words: good bye
you always cut my heart out with two words: good bye
S T O R Y T E l l E R
b y : B u f f y F a i t h f a n 1
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CHAPTER ELEVEN: Running With The Devil...
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There is this lyric, from a song called FEELING A MOMENNT 由 a band called FEEDER. The lyric is: "feeling a moment slip away, losing direction and losing fate." And it has a point 你 know? I mean when u feel a moment, and 你 say 或者 do something to let that moment and 或者 oppertunity slip away through your fingers like sand, and when 你 lose direction. And when 你 lose fate. Alright lets put it this way. Have 你 ever...
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posted by MasochisticBexy
Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
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posted by kladida_22
Listen up all 你 twilight fan's!! Today's the last 日 of the "wanna be in new moon" contest the contest where 你 can win a visit to the set of the new twilight movie "New Moon" its the 秒 book of the saga of the 作者 Stephenie Meyer and wait this is the great parte 你 also get to appear in the filme!! Soo all thoses Kristen ,Rob and Taylor fan's get your 1-minute video saying why 你 should be in new moon, ready and 上传 it in the official Twilight website soo can can have a chance to meet the actors from the coolest book saga ever!!
你 can read 更多 about the rules and conditiones of the contest in the main website as mention before soo remember act now and who knows mayby it wonnt be your last movie 你 do!!
Can anybody say¡¡¡HOLLYWOOD!!!
Good Luck everyone!!
posted by bitten_byedward
Ch 6
A/N: I own no characters. R&R plz!



Bella POV

Jake was a really nice guy.

He tried to have me remeber everything about us. How we made mud pies together. How he re-built the engine of my truck. Everything.

Excpet the Cullens.

While Charlie and Jacob were trying to remind me of my past, they never mentioned the Cullens. Not once.

After dinner, Jacob left. Charlie was sitting in the living room. Watching t.v. A baseball game was on ESPN. When I finished cleaning the dishes, I went in the living room and sat on the sofa 下一个 to Charlie's recliner.

"Dad, who were the Cullens." I asked...
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I dont know what i would call this that im typing but i just felt the need to express my feelings twords the twilight books, the movie now, and up coming movies. Im the type of person who 你 would see as a reader 或者 would get into something as much . I 说 how call all theses fams be obsessing over booksbut i was very wrong for thinking that because over the last two weeks ive got my hands ont hese books. when i finished twilight that was it for me i was in 爱情 with that book and i knew i would 爱情 the others. i read all four 图书 in a time soan of 2 weeks it was encredible because i didint...
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Edward 或者 Jacob?
Best friend, 或者 eternal love?
That is the question

Nessie is a girl.
Her father is Edward, her
soulmate is Jacob.

Leah Clearwater
is a loner it is true.
You ticked her off? Bye.

The lion, and the
lamb, Edward and Bella. But
what about the wolf?

Edward 粉丝 unite.
Jacob 粉丝 unite. Can't
we all just get along?

An 苹果 on the
cover, adventure inside.
Now it is over.

He runs like a cat.
A cheetah to be exact.
He catches the ball.

The Nomads are here.
James, Victoria, Laurent.
Bella's in danger

I have been tricked.
He lured me here. But at
least Renee is safe.

Edward and Emmett.
Lion...
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