Lemons ... get it?
This is a little graphic for those of 你 who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no 吸血鬼 and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 秒 after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re 阅读 a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: 或者 Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story 或者 a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I 爱情 you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 秒 before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella 芭比娃娃 and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is 或者 what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her 由 Alice 或者 Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with 音乐 and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time 或者 another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The 作者 will almost always sneak in at least one book 或者 movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out 由 Edward watching her sleep
Rumor 或者 Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 星, 星级 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 日期 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 晚餐 日期 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 由 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 来源 as saying.
The 来源 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 星, 星级 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 日期 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 晚餐 日期 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 由 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 来源 as saying.
The 来源 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.
this is ivan
I got ready for school the 下一个 day, as I walked out the house. I saw Danny standing in my yard. I looked down the 街, 街道 and saw Seth standing there. Iran up to Danny and jumped into his arms and kissed him. I felt the tears pouring down my face, not because I missed Danny, but because I hurt Seth. He put me down and hugged me.
"I missed 你 so much Cookie" he said. I didn't say anything."Let's go okay." He walked me over to his car and shut the door after me. Just as he was about to get in, someone pulled him from the car and punched him in his face. I got up and saw Seth standing over him.
"Stay away from my girlfriend 你 prick!!" I heard him yell at Danny who was laying on the floor holding his nose. I stormed past them both and hopped into my car and drove off. I felt the tears streaming down my face. 下一个 thing I know everything went black and I could her Seth calling my name.
"Lanise!!Lanise!!Somebody call the hospital!!!sSomebody please-"and evrything went silent....
"I missed 你 so much Cookie" he said. I didn't say anything."Let's go okay." He walked me over to his car and shut the door after me. Just as he was about to get in, someone pulled him from the car and punched him in his face. I got up and saw Seth standing over him.
"Stay away from my girlfriend 你 prick!!" I heard him yell at Danny who was laying on the floor holding his nose. I stormed past them both and hopped into my car and drove off. I felt the tears streaming down my face. 下一个 thing I know everything went black and I could her Seth calling my name.
"Lanise!!Lanise!!Somebody call the hospital!!!sSomebody please-"and evrything went silent....
