Lemons ... get it?
This is a little graphic for those of 你 who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no 吸血鬼 and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 秒 after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re 阅读 a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: 或者 Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story 或者 a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I 爱情 you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 秒 before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella 芭比娃娃 and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is 或者 what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her 由 Alice 或者 Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with 音乐 and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time 或者 another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The 作者 will almost always sneak in at least one book 或者 movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out 由 Edward watching her sleep
Today, The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 星, 星级 Tinsel Korey will be speaking to the youth before the Aboriginal Youth Night hockey game. The event is sponsored 由 True North Sports and Entertainment and the Manitobe Moose Hockey Club, and tonight's events will be called "Follow Your Dreams." According to a 最近的 press release, "the concept is fairly simple in nature, the goals are to encourage First Nations Youth from around Manitoba to pursue their dreams through healthy living and a very specific focus on suicide prevention, due to the high suicide rate amongst First Nations youth." 2,500 are expected to attend from the 63 First Nations communities around Manitoba, and "Ti
Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when 你 read the 文章 你 just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the 下一个 year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.
“He is also set to 星, 星级 in the final Twlight film based on the 图书 Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.
He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.
He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where 你 don’t know when it’s going to happen.
“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”
