man filmed ripping ted cruz sign 表演 crazy

added by MeiMisty

video

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of 你 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 你 who have, 你 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 说 "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 说 yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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100 Hottest Male 名人 (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 你 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 你 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he 说 that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 你 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 随意 "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. 你 will never find anybody who can give 你 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell 你 that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling 你 that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed 由 the federal government is entertainment.
5. 你 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 你 think she's pregnant unless 你 can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With 你 XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have 你 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.

Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of 爱情 xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

吻乐队（Kiss） On The Lips-I 爱情 You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Ear-You Are Special
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Nose-Laughter
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Cheek-Friendship
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Forehead-I Comfort You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Neck-I Want You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
吻乐队（Kiss） Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender 吻乐队（Kiss） On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I 迷失你

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My 最佳, 返回页首 20 最喜爱的 animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音乐 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 爱情 them 更多 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 爱情 these two they start out hating each other then become close 老友记或者 maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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问题 a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask 或者 Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If 你 Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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最喜爱的 Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 或者 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 你 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 前锋, 期待 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 吉他 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 你 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins

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What's your guys' opinion on 鸽子 Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting 更多 famous 由 the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland 圣诞节日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if 你 like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If 你 ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 唱歌 lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Lolita Candids

added by 8theGreat

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, 你 may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? 你 probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. 你 can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

李知恩 Black Dress

added by ace2000

Supernoobs Crossover

added by TheLastGoodbye

Source: Base belongs to inkheart7 on dA.

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

由 all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if 你 do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be 老友记 but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder 你 ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened 由 any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a 太空 at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention 或者 care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern 流行的 in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents 或者 manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....