man filmed ripping ted cruz sign 表演 crazy

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posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, 你 want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game 你 play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game 你 can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that 你 want it to be

Play the numbers one 由 one, 火, 消防 the shot the damage is done
Restless 爱人 pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When 你 make the rules no one can slow 你 down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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表演 Out ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t 你 judge 由 the cover it’s so far from what 你 see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on 你 to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give 你 something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m 表演 out

Set me free, I’m ready to 显示 you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a 显示 what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m 表演 out

Welcome to a new...

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Over It ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When 你 tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies 你 tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my 心 was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...

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10 things boys should know about girls

posted by CuteBlossom123

1) 你 guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want 你 showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way 你 can tell a girl likes 你 is when she's out of words when 你 talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks 你 if 你 like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...

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10 ways to get kicked out of a store

posted by koalagirl9

10. Tell a 随意 person 你爱情 them
9. go up to a worker and ask them 随意 questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big 或者 for guys just a 随意 bra and ask a worker how 你 look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a 随意 person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat 食物 before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 你你 twit she was only after your money and could have 给 a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that 你 can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the 首页 Depot is 更多 saving and 更多 doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are 更多 than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 饼干 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 视频 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 爱情 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones 你 see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 爱情 their haters, and sometimes I think "if 你爱情 your haters, then why do 你 hate back?" seriously....

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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A 列表 of Sites 你 Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that 你 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 更多 to the 列表 when I find 更多 sites I think 你 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 你链接 to the following sites, 你 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 由 the name of the 网址 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 你 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 你 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - 最佳, 返回页首 20 列表

posted by spunkyonyx

1. 天使 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 或者 you'll get some action faster than a pit 公牛 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 你 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 你 in 啤酒 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 你 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth 或者 Dare 问题 Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth 或者 dare Questions

Truth 或者 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 或者 dare questions, which will help 你 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream 你 have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality 或者 feature 你 would like to change about yourself?

Do 你 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 或者 boyfriend's friend?

Do 你 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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100 Reasons why 你爱情 her

posted by milorox18

1. I 爱情 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 爱情 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 爱情 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 爱情 the way 你 look at me.

5. I 爱情 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 爱情 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without 你 in my life.

7. I 爱情 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 爱情 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 爱情 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 爱情 how I know you’ll always be there when I need 你 to be.

11....

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20 ways to know if a guy loves 你 ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if 你 notice him staring a lot at 你 ..like 更多 than 5 times in the same 日 .(unless 你 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 你 and him were in the same area , he would be with 你 in every where 你 walk to ( like a party 或者 a 音乐会 ..etc)
3- he would sit 下一个 to 你 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 或者 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 你 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 你 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 你 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 你 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 你 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 你 say “is that so?”
5. If 你 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 你 did not turn in your homework because 你 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When 你 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 冷却器 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 列表 is on my 台, 办公桌 for the part 你 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 列表 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do 你 find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 爱情 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 你 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 圈, 圈子 that had its two sides gently compressed 由 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When 你 sleep over never boss me around in 床, 床上 unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If 你 don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” 或者 “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If 你 want sex, just ask. (In case 你 didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...