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Autumn Forest Scenery

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壁纸

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Dora kills Swiper

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Baby Hitler

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Curious bird...

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Natalie Dee

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MY EYES BURN

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随意 people

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哈哈 XD

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fat 婊子, 子

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Dirty Mind

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随意

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LOLanimals

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Faces in Places - Take Me To Your Baker! lol!

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Cool mussle tattoo

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things i hate

posted by flippy_fan210

-when 你 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 你 because they have it and 你 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 你 work 你 have to do at 首页 and 你 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 老友记 call saying they'll come over and never 显示 up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 首页 and being controlled 由 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 你 make one "dirty" 或者 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can 你 please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 首页 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 爱情 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 爱情 him, but I think that he really does 爱情 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A 随意 Book I'm 写作

posted by Face_of_Music

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 你 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!

This is a 随意 book I was 写作 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and 说 I could write a book 或者 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 爱情 it if 你 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 你 liked, things that didn't make...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic 语录

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 你 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 你 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 你 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 流行的 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 衬衫 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 你 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 随意 guy/girl = Is this 座位 empty?
你 = Yes and this one will be too if 你 sit here.

I'll write 更多 soon!!!

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 或者 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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new releases

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My take on homework.

posted by samuraibond005

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 或者 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...