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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the 问题 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of 你 then look away when they turn around

Say 你 have a sixth since where 你 can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 你 should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO 分裂, 拆分

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 表演 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are 更多 than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has 说 that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that 你 have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 长椅, 沙发 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do 你 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are 狗 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do 你 fish?:

Nope!

Are 你 at the age where 你 can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 你 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do 你 have a boyfriend 或者 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do 你 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have 你 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do 你 have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have 你 broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 或者爱情你 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 你 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 迷失 myself and don't try to call me 或者 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 你 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 你 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 你 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
你 will have your own life, everything 你 wanted with you.
你 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 床, 床上 when your old, knowing that 你 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 爱情 you, I 爱情你 so much...

~Reah