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Reasons I 爱情 You:

1) The way 你 stand 由 my side


2) The times 你 make sure nothing will harm me


3) How 你 always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, 你 take the pain away with a joke


5) How 你 always look deep into my eyes


6) How 你 can make my 心 melt with your soft lips


7) The way 你 hold my hand so tight


8) The way 你 never let my hands go


8) How 你 always watch out for me


9) They way 你 make sure I have everything I need


10) How 你 always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When 你 buy me things out of the blue


12) How 你 say the cutest...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:

If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 你 overtake the last...

What's your personality type?

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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas 由 discussion
-Like to learn new task 由 talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus 更多 on their own inner world,...

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is 给 to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask 你 any 问题 tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick 你 out...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 首页 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 爱情 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 爱情 him, but I think that he really does 爱情 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A quick run-down should 你 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 你 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 你 should YouTube, should 你 get the chance
-“Kevin 培根 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to 你 as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If 你 are the phone company, I already sent the money. If 你 are my parents, please send money. If 你 are my financial aid institution, 你 didn't lend me enough money. If 你 are my friends, 你 owe me money. If 你 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼 named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do 你 want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 回复 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are 你 doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...